An exclamation that can be used after having encountered a bad situation. Can be used in conjunction with; Jesus Christ, Christ, Jesus Tap dancing Christ, and "awww hell".
Dude A: Hey have you seen that video with two chicks and a cup?
Dude B: Jesus Christ on a cripple after Sunday mass! That was fucked!
Dude B: Jesus Christ on a cripple after Sunday mass! That was fucked!
by JPF December 31, 2007
Get the Jesus Christ on a cripple after Sunday mass!mug. That point on a Sunday afternoon where you remember you have work or school tomorrow - which ruins the rest of your weekend.
Me: "What's wrong, you look down..."
You: "I just remembered I have work tomorrow."
Me: "You've got Sundayitis bad."
You: "I just remembered I have work tomorrow."
Me: "You've got Sundayitis bad."
by parhwy December 16, 2012
Get the Sundayitismug. When your girlfriend has given you blue balls.
Later she eats icecream using ONLY her mouth off of your balls.
Later she eats icecream using ONLY her mouth off of your balls.
Dang girrl, did you have you have to add the extra banana to your blueberry Sunday.
Hey Babe ;). I made you something to eat. Come in the bedroom, your blueberry sunday is waiting for you.
Hey Babe ;). I made you something to eat. Come in the bedroom, your blueberry sunday is waiting for you.
by Phillip McHunt September 18, 2016
Get the Blueberry Sundaymug. by Kibahascorona July 12, 2023
Get the Silky shark sundaymug. the phrase not even in a month of sundays means you will never do something, even if it was a month of sundays, which is impossible
by --ee-- October 7, 2023
Get the not even in a month of sundaysmug. A konklen Sunday is the act in which a person fornicates on their relatives futon on a Sunday evening with a grapefruit.
by Jablingo January 25, 2024
Get the Konklen Sundaymug. a hypocrite who claims to be a good, diligent Christian and goes to church and sometimes even gets involved every Sunday, but doesn't give a damn and is the polar opposite during the rest of the week, only to return the following Sunday so they can just put this "mask" back on again.
PHONE CONVERSATION
Jessica: I went to a Marilyn Manson concert and got wasted last night. It was AWESOME!
Trent: *obvious sarcasm* Whatever. You coming to church this Sunday?
Jessica: Fuck yeah, time to take off the horns and put on my halo. ;)
Trent: Haha, Jess, you are such a Sunday Jack. Catch you on Sunday. *hangs up phone* Oh no...Marilyn Manson ate my girlfriend. :/
Jessica: I went to a Marilyn Manson concert and got wasted last night. It was AWESOME!
Trent: *obvious sarcasm* Whatever. You coming to church this Sunday?
Jessica: Fuck yeah, time to take off the horns and put on my halo. ;)
Trent: Haha, Jess, you are such a Sunday Jack. Catch you on Sunday. *hangs up phone* Oh no...Marilyn Manson ate my girlfriend. :/
by Error911 January 24, 2012
Get the Sunday Jackmug.