step dad issues

When you hate something as much as you hate your step dad. Originally said by William Haynes.
I have step dad issues with the media
by ChristopherTheWriter July 15, 2015
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step dad issues

When you hate something as much as you would a step dad but you tolerate it because you know it's necessary because other people need it (your mom needing your stepdad)
"I have step dad issues with the media" - Will
"Is that a term? Is that an expression? What the fuck could that possibly mean?" -Daren
"Ya know how a lot of people hate their step dad? That's what I have with the media" -Will
by William Haynes July 15, 2015
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Stepped on a spirit duck

A spirit duck is crushed when a person passes gas (farts, toots, etc). It quacks but the duck itself cannot be seen because it's a spirit duck. An important distinction from "stepped on a duck"
(Person makes a loud fart). "Oops, I just stepped on a spirit duck."
by brandsilence September 20, 2011
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step aside, herbicide

step aside, move aside, get out of the way.
(to man blocking subway door): 'step aside, herbicide!'
by marion ette May 11, 2015
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tennessee quick step

Tennessee Quick Step: a term used by Civil War soldiers for diarrhea. The person afflicted would have to suddenly run or 'quick step' into the woods to take a shit.
Poor Captain Jackson's not much use for fightin' today. He ate some green apples and now he's doin' the Tennessee quick step.
by 14 op October 24, 2015
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to step on my cake

Similar to raining on my parade, or shitting on my dreams (stronger than the former, weaker than the latter)
I really want to go to the Pitfall concert!
Well, too bad, it is all sold out already.
Why do you always have to step on my cake??
by plsdontsteponmycake November 07, 2022
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Reverse step kid

Janet: my ex husband is having a baby with his new wife, that means little Emily, will be a big sister and I’ll have a reverse step kid.
by nutella137 July 16, 2020
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