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step dad issues

When you hate something as much as you hate your step dad. Originally said by William Haynes.
by ChristopherTheWriter August 6, 2015
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step uncle granddy

When your step father is the uncle but is also the grand father to your kids.
Girl is that the step uncle granddy to your kids.
by Officall smurf December 22, 2016
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Reverse step kid

Janet: my ex husband is having a baby with his new wife, that means little Emily, will be a big sister and I’ll have a reverse step kid.
by nutella137 July 16, 2020
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tennessee quick step

Tennessee Quick Step: a term used by Civil War soldiers for diarrhea. The person afflicted would have to suddenly run or 'quick step' into the woods to take a shit.
Poor Captain Jackson's not much use for fightin' today. He ate some green apples and now he's doin' the Tennessee quick step.
by 14 op December 19, 2015
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Flock Step lockstep

When you're taking a piss in a bathroom stall but the door's lock is broken, so you stand on one leg to pee while the other is holding the stall door back. Named after the Rhythm Heaven Fever game Flock Step.
"The urinals were all being used, so I had to use the broken stall. I ended up doing the Flock Step lockstep, and I practically pissed all over the room."
by Frisco_17 February 7, 2022
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step dad issues

When you hate something as much as you would a step dad but you tolerate it because you know it's necessary because other people need it (your mom needing your stepdad)
"I have step dad issues with the media" - Will
"Is that a term? Is that an expression? What the fuck could that possibly mean?" -Daren
"Ya know how a lot of people hate their step dad? That's what I have with the media" -Will
by William Haynes August 6, 2015
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Rusty 2-Step

The act of having anal sex then going straight to vaginal sex.
Me and my boyfriend did the rusty 2-step and now I have a UTI.
by ERnurse20 July 16, 2020
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