After receiving head, shoot a load all over her eyes while she proceeds to suck on your nuts. She cannot see and has nuts in her mouth as would a blind squirrel.
Damn that blind squirrel was going nuts.
She was so generous she even gave me a blind squirrel after I was done.
She was so generous she even gave me a blind squirrel after I was done.
by TheLog127 July 17, 2011
Get the Blind Squirrel mug.Scamming the squirrel is slang for trying to coerse the opposite sex's sexual reproductive organs to have sexual intercourse with your sexual reproductive organs.
Or, for more of a vulgar definition - trying to get some pussy.
Or, for more of a vulgar definition - trying to get some pussy.
Dialogue between 2 friends:
Joey: "Matt, you scamming the squirrel?"
Matt: "Oh yea, I'm negotiating the terms right now!"
Joey: "Matt, you scamming the squirrel?"
Matt: "Oh yea, I'm negotiating the terms right now!"
by Cut Master November 7, 2007
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A piece of small matter, such as "lint" or "flying worms", that is stuck in the crevice of a buttox. They are usually washed out during showers, anal facilitation and maitenance after a toilet session, or rectal picking.
by Guh-eye May 31, 2005
Get the Squirms mug.Jim: "Dude Did You Just Squirmet?"
Dax: "N....na....No...."
Jim: "Are You Sure Fool?"
Dax: "I Did....Just Don't Tell Anyone."
Dax: "N....na....No...."
Jim: "Are You Sure Fool?"
Dax: "I Did....Just Don't Tell Anyone."
by Creepusss September 1, 2009
Get the Squirmet mug.A word Sarah Palin used to describe the conflict in Libya. She created it similar to the way she created the word, "Refudiate".
I haven't heard the president state that we're at war. That's why I too am not knowing -- do we use the term intervention? Do we use war? Do we use squirmish? What is it?
by 28lobster April 17, 2011
Get the squirmish mug.When a fly fisherman is eating out a girl, he reaches over to a bucket of warm water that he has prepared and pulls out a live rainbow trout. He proceeds to shove the trout up the girls vagina until she orgasms .
1. Mac gave the love of his life, aktrout girl, a squirming dersman after a long day of fishing on the river. She proceeded to immediately dump her loser boyfriend in search of a much more exhilarating experience with mac.
2. Upon becoming intimate with a friend of his for the first time, Austin gave her a squirming dersman. This immediately got them both in the mood for a long night of love making.
3. Ray was being apathetic about flyfishing, until he received a squirming dersman from a local fly fisherman.
2. Upon becoming intimate with a friend of his for the first time, Austin gave her a squirming dersman. This immediately got them both in the mood for a long night of love making.
3. Ray was being apathetic about flyfishing, until he received a squirming dersman from a local fly fisherman.
by rainbowtrouter February 12, 2014
Get the squirming dersman mug.A nostalgic 1970’s childs toy that looks like a fuzzy worm on a string. Can also be used to describe a log of shit. Specifically one in the same shape of a squirmle.
by arschulman December 7, 2017
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