Full Spank

(noun) a spanktank which is filled to capacity. May be used to emphasize that one has made a sizeable contribution to one's amount of masurbation materials, or that one has not unloaded a sperm load in too long.

I just finished a download bender of tube sites, so I'm running on a Full Spank.

He must've had a Full Spank, because he blew a load of ropey dicksnot all over the place!

spanktank dicksnot

by MrLzrd May 10, 2011

Sad Spank

Sad Spank; The act of preforming self-materbation whilst crying, and utilizing the shed tears as a form of lubrication.

Todd~ " Has anybody seen Adam in the past hour?"

Kevin~ " Yeah, I saw him go off to his truck a few minutes ago, must be having a rough day."

Todd~ " Oh, gotchya. He should just rip off a few sad spanks and he will be fine."

by The Red Shit September 08, 2017

mommy spank

Just like a bitch slap, but not as harsh

Hey girlfriend…you look at my boy toy and you get mommy spanked.

by Catchris2 May 15, 2021

Butthole spank

When you fart so hard that it stings your butthole.

Owww shit, that fart hurt like a butthole spank.

by bigbarbie86 April 16, 2015

spank quest

When you are masturbating while searching the web for something to peak your arousal.

#spank #quest #masturbation

I went on a full blown spank quest last night

by Madigan90 December 21, 2016

Spanking day

When it is one's birthday

It's Jack's 20th spanking day today!

by Jack Spank9049 November 28, 2022

spank

firmly hitting someone or something in the bum as a form of punishment

my dad spanks/beats me and he left and never came back

by I_Love_Boys_1249761724875 May 12, 2022