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Spaghetti Syndrome

When you are a genius in school but in person you are an absolute fucking idiot.
You seriously have Spaghetti Syndrome and it annoys the hell out of me.
by SpaghettiSyndrome November 30, 2016
mugGet the Spaghetti Syndromemug.

spaghetti cock

Flaccid penis that hangs like melting string cheese or overdone spaghetti
Ex: Superman has the grossest spaghetti cock I've ever seen!
by SupermanTyga May 25, 2014
mugGet the spaghetti cockmug.

Spaghetti

A large man from the country of Sudan
Oh my, who forgot to invite Spaghetti to our annual basic hoe party?
by theperson whoknowswhatyoudid October 1, 2021
mugGet the Spaghettimug.

Spaghetti

Pronunciation:
spaghetti/spəˈɡɛti/

The feed of the Gods.

Since acient times Spaghetti has been consumed by the common people as a way to get closer to our deities .
The usage of Spaghetti has however been lost, so has the knowledge of the Gods.
Nowadays we only feed on Spaghetti to get nutriens. This is sin and you will go to hell after you die.

The italians say they invented Spaghetti, this is true. They created it for the Gods 6000 b.c.
Person 1: Oh, you are eating some Spaghetti?
Person 2: Yeah, would you care for some?
Person 1: Cursed be thyne family for thou hast sinned.
Person 2: What the fuck?
by Harikjay February 5, 2019
mugGet the Spaghettimug.

spaghetti dog

or spaghetti dogging
choking on food
that one vine where that dog eats spaghetti and then throws it up.
“i ate my food to fast and spaghetti dogged
by beespiders January 7, 2019
mugGet the spaghetti dogmug.

Rectal Spaghetti

When you rip your asshole open and shit comes out covered in blood. The shit is the noodles and the blood is the sauce.
“Yo this nigga just made rectal spaghetti gotta get this nigga to the hospital
by the Rectum popper January 28, 2019
mugGet the Rectal Spaghettimug.

Spaghetti Ho

Derived from the product "Spaghetti O's"

1) Someone who is mind-numbingly obsessed with eating spaghetti

2) A girl who shows off their cleavage while wearing spaghetti straps

3) Someone who has a spaghetti fetish
1) Oh man, I am such a spaghetti ho! I had spaghetti for breakfast, lunch and dinner for the past week and a half!

2) Look at that spaghetti ho wearing that low cut tank top with spaghetti straps

3) Spaghetti really turns me on. I think I'm a spaghetti ho.
by Seabmoby November 17, 2009
mugGet the Spaghetti Homug.

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