Soggy biscuit

A soggy biscuit is a love interest that has potential and knows it has potential but chooses to dunk itself in the lukewarm tea (still containing said teabag)

I didn’t really like them but I gave them a chance, but despite their initial efforts they were still a soggy biscuit.

by biscuit sommelier August 16, 2023

Soggy cloth

A frog
Used more as a nickname for pet frogs

"omg is that soggy cloth"
"yes."

by Huge grasshopper September 25, 2021

soggy box

wet vagina

She offers, unasked, a precious soggy box.

by lilvegas August 9, 2018

Soggy Biscuit fc

Shit overrated team

Ant:who are soggy biscuit fc
Callum: a shit overrated team

by Nanniesfc July 24, 2021

Soggy taco

When you fall asleep fingering a girl wit two fingers

I was on Xanax and I fell asleep “grabbing her by the pussy” call it a soggy taco

by Junior the kid August 12, 2022

Soggy Chick

A baby piece of chicken is in a pool. Known to be a better pet than a "my soggy chicken in a pool".

A chick fell in my pool and became a "soggy chicken".

by Chick040506__ January 1, 2017

soggy controller

Players gather around a controller and whi ever nuts last has to play with it for 8 hours.

I lost in soggy controller and the buttons were sticky!

by Shy Meme August 7, 2016