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clobber the skank

To “clobber the skank” one must be doggy style and find the closest heavy object to wack the skank over the head and while they are unconscious place said object in skanks butthole.

quickly put your clothes on and leave never to be seen again.
I found out my ex was cheating on me and I couldn’t help but clobber the skank with a flashlight from her night stand ! I turned it on and shut off the lights after I got my clothes back on so I could see my excape route!
by IwasThereAndSeenitForMyself October 27, 2018
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Skank Sacks

Dude, your mom has really nice skank sacks.
by nhalfpen December 12, 2009
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skank goating

blaming the crappiness of a situation on the skanky hoes present.
"these skanks are playing the shittiest of tunes"
"its that one dude whos choosing this shitty music, stop skank goating"
by buzzylinguardo February 1, 2010
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skank hooker

a girl that finds pleasure in sleeping with multiple men like a hooker does; however does not request money in return, which just makes her a skank hooker.
Boy - that blonde girl from Coudersport sure is a skank hooker.
by annolroo February 24, 2010
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skank-bank

1. A slang name to use for a hot night-club invented by Rafael Ferrero and Gary Fang
2. A very easy place to pick up girls
3. A place every heterosexual dude is on the hunt for
1. It's Thursday Night... You know what that means... Tripples at the skank-bank
2. Theres not a single skank-bank in this entire town!
3. That place on 17th is a for sure high-class skank-bank
by Rafael Ferrero April 14, 2008
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skank toe

a very common incurable disease that causes holes in your socks
by Alison Ingram January 6, 2008
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skanke danke

Any girl with scummy hygiene or dirty habits
Wash your hands after you've used the bathroom, skanke danke.
by Monicer October 21, 2004
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