shrimp diving

The act of plunging one's cock so deep in a vagina, that the balls are actually inserted.

I went shrimp diving in my mom last night. hot karl

by Masturbation Station June 23, 2014

Shrimping

Verb. When a dog or cat, whilst in bed with its owner lays down directing its legs inward taking up more space than necessary.

Rex, I really wish you would stop shrimping so I could use more of my bed

by x_404_err0r_x August 14, 2019

Shrimp Grippin'

Masturbating with your small penis.

Stop all the shrimp grippin' and get back to work.

by Salty Weasel April 12, 2024

Shrimp pie

The foul odor of a transgender woman's vagina after a long period of physical activity

When Amber and Nathan went hiking, she had a real shrimp pie waiting for him afterwords.

by TexualSension January 11, 2022

shrimp nibbler

someone who likes to suck on small dicks

I am no shrimp nibbler.

by vieblume April 11, 2022

shrimp head

a big shrimp head

shrimp head- “bro stop shitting on me”

by clonkpiggy December 11, 2023

Shrimp Chip

Slang for a piece of fabric (commonly a sock) that has been coated in so much human semen that it stiffly holds its shape, it is so rigid that bending it causes a crackling noise as if one were to break a chip.

Guy 1: "Bro, I sat on your bed and heard a crack!"
Guy 2: "Don't worry, bro, it was just my shrimp chip I forgot to put away"

by red_shamus August 6, 2022