sad trombone

Function: noun

1. Describes the sound made by a trombone to illustrate a depressing statement, action, or moment. "Wah waah". Pioneered on the SNL skit Debbie Downer.

Tad: Bjorn, did you show Nell those pictures of your new kitten?
Bjorn: I don't think so. Nell, would you like to see the pictures I have of Sir Fluffles?
Nell: Oh, Bjorn, I can't bear to look at pictures of cats -- they only make me think of watching my own Mr. Snowflake waste away due to the effects of Feline Leukemia.
Tad: Wow... sad trombone!

by Alana Post September 30, 2005

sad panda

A mysterious person dressed in a detailed panda costume who frequently hangs out at Bowling Green in NY. He is also known to travel throughout the subways and was also spotted in Times Square.

Because his head is usually hung low, he is called "Sad Panda" by many.

whoisthepanda.com

Guy 1: "The Sad Panda is hanging near the Charging Bull again. Tourists are taking pictures with him."

Guy 2: "That panda looks so depressed. What's his deal?"

by whoishe? May 30, 2009

Sad Bunny

def cum on both sides of girls face take off socks and apply socks will hang down thus creating the sad bunny

She wouldn't give so after she went to bed I gave her a sad bunny.

by gotugood March 28, 2010

what a sad

when a movie so sad you are like wot a sad

movie:someone dies
jim: what a sad

by what a sad guy October 6, 2019

sad burrito

Someone who is sad yet does nothing to make it better.

You: I'm so sad I can't get out of bed
Your mom: Stop being a sad burrito

by RustyTaco44 December 8, 2020

sad violin

A sound of Internet music, mostly used in rejecting people.

Daniel: Hey wanna d8
Ashley:Rejected.
Daniel:DUN DUN DUUUUUN DUUUN DUUUUUUUUUUUUUN *inserts sad violin sounds that are absolutely shitty*

by Sad Volin is shitty March 12, 2018

Sad Porning

Watching porn vids 1 after another to forget about that person who friendzoned you

Eh bro, you okay m8?
Yea, 2 days of sad porning made it better.

by PorolovesSadness December 9, 2016