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Randy

The name of Jensen Ackles' beard.
Randy could use a trim.
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Randy Gonzalez

The sexual act of rubbing one's festering, semen- covered feces around the lips of a partner, then giving them a smooch
"Sex last night was craaaazy! Timothy gave me a randy gonzalez, and i've never been wetter!"
by Jag Rew February 11, 2019
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randi beaty

A extremly beutiful girl who has been through so much but know one knows she is extrmely smart but has bad grades because she cant consitrate because she misses her dad
Wow I miss my Randi Beaty so much

Ya I know I should ask u out
by Army Brat 248 April 19, 2018
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dandy Randy Ride

It's when Randy engages sexually with his sexy chick...
Randy sure gave Beth a Dandy Randy Ride last night.
by Dandified August 6, 2022
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Bald Randy

That dude Bald Randy used to punt every mfs back then... bro was a pure menace
by QuandaleDinglefan June 6, 2022
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Randy

This is the worst kind of bowel movement. Typically though it will happen when you’ve eaten a Tim Brownie then gotten the munchies and decided to have some Portuguese Meatloaf on a school night. A good Randy has several telling sighs such as, extremely stinky, almost black in color, with some yellowish brown mixed in and somewhat runny. When you have one of these, you know that meatloaf was on point. A Randy can also occur at random. If you ever feel like taking a poop just think of his face, label making/rewinding or flannel shirts with ponytails.Makes sure you have some depends if you feel like a Randy may occur unannounced. It can happen and the last thing you want to do is Randy in your pants.
Jesus Christ! I almost had a Randy in my pants. Guess I shouldn’t of had that extra serving of Portuguese Meatloaf last night. Thank good I wore depends to school today and have a flannel shirt on. Of course now, I can’t stop thinking of Randy’s gay face and I keep on pooping. Fuck. And I have a Math test next period.
by Randyheartsmen August 5, 2020
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