When you have to go to take a shit so badly that you choke the turtle on its way out - making it purple.
John: Code brown.
Sally: Do you really have to go that bad?
John: Damn right, I've got a purple turtle.
Sally: Do you really have to go that bad?
John: Damn right, I've got a purple turtle.
by JandN August 28, 2009
Get the purple turtlemug. A term used to describe the appearance of a black woman or man's sexual organ. A black man's penis. A black woman's vagina, especially the labia or lips portion, resembling a roast beef sandwich.
"Hey Gina, did you fuck that black dude you met last night?"
"Hell no Stacie, he was cute, but when he whipped his ding-dong out, it looked like purple meat or somethin"
"Hell no Stacie, he was cute, but when he whipped his ding-dong out, it looked like purple meat or somethin"
by Deaner Beaner November 25, 2006
Get the PURPLE MEATmug. A girl in high school predominantly interested in anime, unicorns, dragons, fantasy novels and other media, usually wearing bold, purple clothing while maintaining her hair in simple, unoriginal styles.
by Michael Gills January 31, 2008
Get the Purple Girlmug. According to some people, what you sometimes see when you're drunk. (can neither be denied nor confirmed as it's always somebody's friend's friend or relative.)
In the movie Dumbo, there's a scene where Dumbo accidentally get's drunk and see's purple elephants.
In the movie Dumbo, there's a scene where Dumbo accidentally get's drunk and see's purple elephants.
ex:
"Seriously, man, my uncle, he got real drunk one New Year's and he says he saw purple elephants."
"Seriously, man, my uncle, he got real drunk one New Year's and he says he saw purple elephants."
by andriod5 September 6, 2005
Get the purple elephantmug. by Purple Pussy Eater April 21, 2008
Get the purple pussymug. A girl who is nervous and/or cold while sitting among men thus her breast turn a shade of purple. This is most commonly noticed when the girl is wearing a low cut shirt.
by icemann694 June 29, 2011
Get the Purple Titsmug.