Wakefield Prison

A maximum security prison sometimes referred to as "Monster Mansion." Holds some extremely sick bastards such as Mark Bridger, Robert Maudsley, Thomas Hughes and in the past Dr Harold Shipman and Levi Bellfield. Most of which are serving life long and all are serving lengthy sentences. Why? Let's not even go there, the newspapers will have covered it no doubt.
You wouldn't want to get banged up at Wakefield Prison, there are some sick bastards in there!
by LordJenal September 12, 2022
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prison salsa

When a man takes Picante sauce packets or plain salsa and covers another inmates asshole before pounding it
I’m glad they started giving us salsa with meal time, I saved mine to make prison salsa last night.
by Trash_mouth October 23, 2022
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Prison Postal

The defensive then aggressive attitude insecure ex-convicts take when dealing with the real worlds problems. Directly associated with the size of the chip on some ones shoulders. Any degree of adversity can trigger this show of stupidity derived from the lack of understanding of how much their friends really care. Commonly associated with acts of kindness mistaken as criticism about an ex-convicts abilities at anything.
Not normally associated with physical violence, but attributed more to verbal defensive abuse.
Every since my bosses son got out of jail, he goes Prison Postal over every little thing in his life. It's worse than asking a Drama Queen how her day was.
by A J V January 12, 2012
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Modifier name of constellation son wukong from omniscient reader's viewpoint. One of the most powerful being in the universe
by Father of rich night May 31, 2022
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This Place is a Prison

A phrase commonly used when one is distressed by something someone has done, expressing a feeling of being trapped in an unplesant situation.

Usually used when one laments being present for something, or being unable to escape it.
by mintymalty January 04, 2024
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PRISON GLOW

A slogan intended to describe the look of a black man who is RELEASED FROM PRISON AFTER MANY YEARS and APPEARs TO LOOK YOUNGER AND HEALTHIER FROM WHEN they went IN, especially one wrongfully convicted.
Sheldon Thomas was wrongfully convicted of murder, incarcerated for two decades, and has now been released. He looks good for his age, he has the prison glow.
by NinaSue March 28, 2023
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prison cricket

Typically a woman who receives mail from random men in prison.
Jesus christ Rose! This whole stack of mail is from different inmates! What are you somekind of prison cricket.
by Iheartgrandmaspussy March 11, 2023
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