Post Harry Potter Sadness (also abbreviated as 'PHPT') is a mental condition where once an individual finishes watching/reading Harry Potter, they realize that the ships in Harry Potter are not together in real life and magic is non-existent as well since (almost) everything is scientific. Reportedly 95% of the people have this after finishing the series. Many try doing magic themselves, but doing so only disappoints them. PHPT can be temporary or everlasting. (PHPT occurs commonly in females on the realization that they cannot date 'Draco Malfoy')
"I just finished Harry Potter!"
"Oh, you'll have PHPT soon just like we all did."
"What's that?"
"Post Harry Potter Trauma."
"Oh."
"Oh, you'll have PHPT soon just like we all did."
"What's that?"
"Post Harry Potter Trauma."
"Oh."
by Kittycorn Me December 17, 2022
Some dumb whore who dropped out of school and wound up pregnant. Not suprising though. All through the years of school (that we was in) she didnt come back after freshman year.. she was always a low class hoe. Obviously her tits arent real but she wont ever admit it. People say shes so "strong" but really she just tells people her buisness for attention. No one cares what shes been through shes still some dumb cunt who takes all the guys attention away with her fake ass self. She likes to lie about things to get attetion like her mom having cancer and dieing, everyone thinks shes a dumbass, attenchion whore.
by Clarkston Girl 96 January 25, 2012
adj; To do a disappearing act. Going AWOL/MIA from work in particular leaving your colleagues to pick up the pieces.
Bob: "Morning Trace, nice to see you"
Tracey: "Alright Bob, 'ave a nice holiday. You looked very tanned!"
Bob: "It was lovely Trace.......where's Peter?"
Tracey: "He's got his invisibility cloak on Bob..*sarcastic smile*... He's been doing a Potter since last Wednesday. Not even called in you know?! The cheek..."
Tracey: "Alright Bob, 'ave a nice holiday. You looked very tanned!"
Bob: "It was lovely Trace.......where's Peter?"
Tracey: "He's got his invisibility cloak on Bob..*sarcastic smile*... He's been doing a Potter since last Wednesday. Not even called in you know?! The cheek..."
by TerminalVelocity August 18, 2013
bitch shut the hell up, you are not special ( actually you may be you slow cum slut) there is no such thing as “harry potter generation” just millennials thinking they are different by somehow reading a book.
by Swiftie198999 September 6, 2023
Did you finish your assignment last night ?
Nah, I started i-pottering and before I knew it, it was midnight.
Nah, I started i-pottering and before I knew it, it was midnight.
by Snow Bear December 18, 2009
by Amy Teller September 1, 2017