phantom reading

When you’ve read an entire book but can’t remember a single thing that it said.

In school I was phantom reading.

by Kanonymous123 May 12, 2018

Phantom

Phantom is someone who is a complete bottom. No questions asked.

Person 1: you know Phantom?

Person 2: yeah I hear they are a complete bottom, that true?

Person 1: yeah lol.

by MorningstarLee October 21, 2022

Phantom 4

The number you randomly accidentally hit when typing on a super tiny QWERTY cell phone keypad while texting. And then send.

It will haunt your texts forever if you backspace it....

It could be any number, but 4 comes first and is more evil than all others.... 0.o

I accidentally made a Phantom 4 in my text to my girlfriend... I'm doomed forever.

by MasU15 September 15, 2010

Phantom Car

This really isn’t a word but more of a term. So when you are walking across the street and you hear a car but there is no car that’s what I call phantom car. The real science behind the term is your hearing cars on a different street go by.

For example say you’re walking with friends or family and you start walking across, but whoever you’re walking with is concerned because they “hear a car” you can just tell them it is phantom car.

by Mickey Mouse <3 April 16, 2022

phantom straddler

A Ghostly apparition that will ride you like a bucking bronco

Last night I was met by a phantom straddler, my butt still hurts

by Lilbit_syd March 14, 2025

Sneeze-Cough Phantom Shart

When you sneeze and cough at the same time causing you to shart. Or so you think. You check your drawls and discover there’s no poop. You just “Phantom Sharted”

Ummm… I think I I just SNEEZE-COUGH PHANTOM SHARTED! Thank god. I thought I actually sharted but nah.

by Phantom Shart April 8, 2023

Phantom Shit

when you go to the bathroom, complain about shit being there in the toilet, you ask everyone, and then no one admits to shitting there.

Bruh i was trying to pee but then i saw a phantom shit that i didnt even put

by kastie1288thepro December 23, 2021