Pandora's Box

A vagina that contains every known S.T.D or S.T.I

Guy : " Hey, who is that ?"
Other Guy : " That stank ho? You don't wanna mess with her; personally, I wouldn't touch her with a nine and a half inch pole."
Guy : " Why?"
Other Guy : " Dude, she's got Pandora's Box."
Guy : "Oh sick! Someone get hazmat."

by nasty pete March 19, 2013

pandora's box

A particular box in which someone might own for stashing sectrative objects in. Preferably lockable boxes. Such as: paraphernalia/own top secret stuff/possiblly illegal things/ ect.

This is sure going in my pandora's box..

by watchingslenderman September 13, 2012

the pandora bloodline

some roblox bloodline and has some hella gay people in it

lel the pandora bloodline is weaker than tenebris

by zamgion November 14, 2018

Super Bowl Phantom

Rising from the Frozen Tundra near Lambeau Field, the Super Bowl Phantom makes his rounds on the night before the Super Bowl. He delivers all misplaced, back-ordered, misdirected, forgot-to-purchase, and otherwise recently discovered Christmas presents to good little girls & boys, regardless of their age.

If the Super Bowl Phantom visits your home, but doesn't have a gift for you, he'll leave a token something -- candy bar, money for the pop machine in your dorm, etc. -- so you don't feel left out.

Sabina: "Dang it! I just got an e-mail that Gerry's gift is on back order until the 27th! Now what do I do?!"

Lissa: "Just tell him that's he'll get a visit from the Super Bowl Phantom. It'll be fine."

by Rottadorable December 21, 2010

Phantom of the Opera

Infront of a window, the male is performing doggy-style on the girl. The fellow then slows down, slow enough so his buddy can switch places with him. Man #1 then runs outside around to the window and waves are her.

Ant: Man i love pulling the phantom of the opera one girls!
Andrew: I like when dudes pull it on me!

by youdunnome4141 March 10, 2009

phantom of the opera

when you are jerking off and you cum in your hand and then smear it on your girls face like the mask of the phantom

my friend drew gave his girlfriend the phantom of the opera lastnight

by jason westphal October 10, 2006

phantom bugler

Like its cousin the rusty trombone, it is when a guy is eating out a girl's asshole and uses three fingers on her in the front, resembling the playing of a bugle.

Dude I totally gave your sister a phantom bugler before you got home.

by Blahblahzo June 14, 2006