Jord Parker; a no good lying dirtbag of man whose only contribution to society is being a burden. 100% of what passes his lips is pure Bullshit. He never tells the truth anbout where he is or who he’s with. Instead of askirting he cheated, he said he got clap from sharing used boxers with another boy
Jord is also known for molesting livestock of all shapes and sizes.
Jord also had to have 3 hair transplants and he can’t use his penis unless he’s on steroids.
Jord is also known for molesting livestock of all shapes and sizes.
Jord also had to have 3 hair transplants and he can’t use his penis unless he’s on steroids.
“I saw jord coming out the club with some 16 year old he snuck in there”
“Jord Parker is a waste of space! The best part of his dribbled down his mums legs the day he was conceived”
“Jord Parker is a waste of space! The best part of his dribbled down his mums legs the day he was conceived”
by F_U_JordyP_U_Rat November 24, 2023
Get the Jord Parkermug. parker is my bestfriend
by jordanlikespee May 29, 2023
Get the parkermug. Miya Parker is amazing she is beautiful, an amazing personality, she puts everyone before her self, when you think of her she brightens up your day she makes it 100x better and when you are around her you want to make her feel like nothing else matters like if you could you would holder till she doesn’t want to be held just to make her feel safe or happy and block out anything marking her feel down or in mental pain.
by Nate_solis November 25, 2021
Get the Miya parkermug. by Marshallg1 June 5, 2023
Get the retarded seahorse(parker)mug. every woman wants him they bow to the sight of him and have a orgy once they glance towards him its a orgy circle he is sexy cute awesome beautiful etc
by samsosexy June 10, 2025
Get the sam parker jonesmug. Parker is a lightskined black male athletic,the sexiest person alive and cares about people but if you are to break parkers trust you are a opp to him.
He plays football,basketball,boxes and golfs. He can fight so don’t mess with sombody named parker because you never know what your going to get met up with. He’s also kinda rich!
He loves to rap and likes rap songs only like playboy cardi and zillakami etc.
He plays football,basketball,boxes and golfs. He can fight so don’t mess with sombody named parker because you never know what your going to get met up with. He’s also kinda rich!
He loves to rap and likes rap songs only like playboy cardi and zillakami etc.
by Aaaaaaaaj February 22, 2021
Get the Parkermug. She is a badass beastwho has no chill she is smart and sometimes kind just don’t get in her bad side
by Sahhhh April 9, 2019
Get the Parkermug.