Positive Friend

The person in your friend group who turns negative situations to positive situation, and gets you back up when your down.
But be careful most positive friends can have some real problems going on.

girl one-"i wish i was the positive friend in the group!!"
positive friend- "i'd be glad to change lifes."

by thatpositiveperson November 28, 2020

squatch position

A redneck sex position where the guy has his legs in the air and his cousin is on top.

“Hey Dad guess what I did with cousin Debra last night!? I did the squatch position”

by Htychchf June 19, 2018

positive

A negative.

She was thrown into a state of despair, learning that she had tested positive.

by Monkey's Dad May 11, 2020

Gangster Position

Something that Andre Nickatina stand in his song "Converstaions with the Devil"

"Standing in the Gangster Position. Chit, my name is Nikky, but you can call me Dre."

by Sparky283 April 21, 2010

Tested Positive

Having a big dick

Marty tested positive... for having a big dick

by Cheeseconeys October 18, 2022

Emissionary position

A sexual position similar to the missionary position, but with an undesirable release of flatulence during coitus by the partner on top

He paid her bills and loved her kids, but when he busted out the emissionary position she fell out of love with his farting ass.

by Joshua Judges Ruth February 1, 2022

senior missionary position

Missionary position with legs wide and knees up close, females hands gripping the man’s thighs so he doesn’t pull out early.

Jim, are your grandparents Mormon? Steve saw them hittin’ The senior missionary position last week.

by Mischooti March 25, 2019