shaft n slide

To grease a tiled floor and strip naked using the shaft of your dick as a sled.

Done best on a floor with as little cracks in between the tiles as possible as you do not want to cheese grate yourself.

Wtf why is my floor wet? Jerry!
Yes?
Wtf your naked!
Yeah and?
Why?!
Its a shaft n slide wanna join?

by Ahent June 03, 2019

Portuguese Disco Slide

When you're 3 sheets to the wind and end up with wounds days later, not knowing how you got them.

Robert "I don't know what I did to getthese wounds on elbows?"

Angela "my guess is you were riding the Portuguese Disco Slide!"

by Mad_signtist September 08, 2023

human dump slide

The act of having anal inter course in an industrial sized dump truck.

After the trash man got off work we went for the human dump slide.

by TackleTreeTrunk April 29, 2015

banana mud slide

The penis penetrates the asshole and then they shit all over him.

Last night she gave me a banana mud slide because I donkey punched her.

by AssilemFlow December 27, 2017

norwegian slip and slide

An ancient Norwegian competition where a whole bunch of naked men slide down a mountain and fully penetrate a man before they reach the bottom and use him as a sled

I lost the Norwegian slip and slide last night and I'm very sore.

by Shinnypickle24 November 17, 2016

Reverse ham slide

When a girl is doing reverse cowgirl, and puts her face in the bed, and slides back and forth on the cock without bouncing.

I love it when my girl reverse ham slides in the sack.

by Bill Rob March 25, 2017

Louisiana slip and slide

Take a bath in bacon grease then have sex with your cousin ,or with a dog.

That damn redneck keeps on doing the Louisiana slip and slide .

by rainbow shithead May 06, 2019