Double Kneeling Knob-Gobbler

The Double Kneeling Knob-Gobbler is a
sexual maneuver that occurs when two females are on their knees are french kissing,while a male's penis is inserted between them.

"Last night was great, when those two chicks gave me a Double Kneeling Knob-Gobbler"

by Joel Lester March 17, 2005

bite your knob off

To over-charge someone for goods or a service. To inflate a pre-arranged price in an underhand way.

"We'd agreed £200 for the land survey but when I got the bill they'd put it down as £280. Is that normal?

No mate, I think they're trying to to bite your knob off!"

by carlosfortuna October 10, 2011

corn cob knob slob

slobbing the knob across the length of the shaft as if eating corn on the cob

"Did you hear that Luke's mom corn cob knob slobbed Matt last night?!"

by B218son May 2, 2010

swine wank knob fucker

A swine wank knob fucker is someone who is always a douche. Even at their nicest they are extremely rude. Most commonly they have daddy issues and manage to Piss you off all the time

Jim at the party last night was a real swine wank knob fucker

by SwineWankKnobFucker420 January 21, 2017

Texas Door Knob Warmer

A "Texas door knob warmer" is when a person cuts their pubic hair and sticks the trimmings to a piece of duct tape. The prepared piece of duct tape is then wrapped tightly around the victims door knob thus forcing them to touch the pube ridden knob.

Victim: "Man... Steve gave me a Texas door knob warmer. Its o.k., I made my girlfriend pick it off."

by Castor "Steal-Your-Face" Troy January 14, 2009

Slob My Knob

Valley girl-like way of saying hello.

Slob My Knob, how have you been these days?

by Cheriluvs10 March 17, 2014

double omg with knobs

like saying omg 1000x

double omg with knobs did you see rafe with carmen the other day?

by bjork; November 9, 2007