The smelly, unkempt state your ass is left in whilst sitting in quarantine at home with no real reason to take a shower.
I haven't left the house in 7 days, my head really itches, and I've got a severe case of corona ass.
by LikeA805 March 23, 2020
When you shit a huge fat oblong turd that feels like you just passed a huge Idaho russet potato out of your ass hole.
by Eaton Holgoode April 18, 2017
by Tyman16 March 09, 2015
An ass jihad is a horrible event where a person goes to a bathroom -- usually one in public -- and takes a giant shit that's so rotten, vile, and putrid that the place smells like a holocaust for hours.
by Spanky the Cockmonkey March 10, 2008
1. An adjective used to show how you damn good you think something is.
2. The opposite of a bad ass; a non-violet, level-headed young person.
3. A particularly fine bottom.
2. The opposite of a bad ass; a non-violet, level-headed young person.
3. A particularly fine bottom.
1. "This is a good ass piece of cheese!"
2. "Look at that guy, studying when he could be could be doing semi-illegal things! Pah, what a good ass!"
3. "You see that girl? I think she has a really good ass!"
2. "Look at that guy, studying when he could be could be doing semi-illegal things! Pah, what a good ass!"
3. "You see that girl? I think she has a really good ass!"
by BootySmuggler August 19, 2013
The art of waking up after sleeping off a long night or day of balls deep consensual sex and then spreading your ladys ass cheeks wide and tongue fucking and sucking her asshole.
Me and my girl fucked for hours. We finally passed out and slept for who knows how long. When I woke up, I was hard as a rock again and got me my ass tortilla from her. Once she was sucked and licked clean I decided to cornhole her. I deposited my load deep in her turd canal.
by The Cornhole King January 20, 2005
by mark ass July 28, 2009