Hoky crap

interj. of surprise , anger, and sarcasm. euphemistic of holy crap

Girl 1- got a tattoo for real!
Girl 2- Hoky crap! prolly other chicks are jelly.

by quietadove July 14, 2010

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condom crapping

the art of crapcondom creation.

I just finished condom crapping... man, is my butt sore! would you like a crapcondom? they're great for pesky neighbors!

by Fnck April 3, 2009

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strange crap

1. web sire of champions - starring Capt'n Unicorn!
2. odd, stupid or silly
3. funny in a retarded way

Capt'n Unicorn gives the best advice on strange crap and stuff and junk and things.

by Bud E Love May 7, 2003

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Crap on ice

1. Describing a situation that means that whatever happened doen't just suck, it could freeze and stay that way for a long time.
2. Someone who doesn't know how to ice-skate.

"Crap on ice! she just cut his dick and balls off!"
"Look at kowalski playing hockey, he's really crap on ice"

by Yuv March 19, 2005

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1. one that has crappy tits.

2. someone who has just received a 'cleveland steamer' on their chest and can be called crap tits.

3. one who is such an undeniable failure at everything that the only thing that is left is to call them crap tits, regardless of whether or not tits are present on this individual. see also, fucking moronic hose-beast.

1. look at the crap tits on that chick!

2. hey crap tits, did you get all that washed off in the shower? I'm prolly going to have to throw these sheets away and i think that the walls are going to have to be repainted.

3. jesus, (insert male/female name) is such a-- uh, FUCKING CRAP TITS!

by hangus77 March 31, 2009

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