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Vsco Boyfriend

A boy that deserves to be bullied by other boys who aren’t VSCO boyfriends
Oh there goes Tommy, a VSCO boyfriend. Watch out for him he’s strange.”
by ZestyTontheBeat February 13, 2019
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Boyfriend Material

Jaehyuk is everyone's bias because he is boyfriend material.
by reyreya March 4, 2021
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Boyfriend syndrome

When you have the attributes of a typical male in a relationship (but does not necessarily have to be in a relationship, nor applies to the lead role); you start to not care about what the other says or notice any changes in them, asking them to make you sandwiches, or too busy playing video games to notice them.

This is often witnessed in a relationship in which the couples are very comfortable with each other, have been together for months if not years, or a crumbling relationship, or a combination of the set above.

However, it can also apply to close friends or family with similar forms of ignorance and douche-baggery.
It doesn't mean they don't love you; it means they just don't care about you at the moment.

Jim: Hey, you didn't pick up last night. What were you doing?

Jill: Stop worrying, you pussy. I was painting my nails and playing your CoD file.

Jim: I told you not to touch my 360! Ever! Go make me a sandwich for that, bitch.

Jill: Well that sandwich won't fix itself until you fix the God Damn Bathroom.

-- Later --

Jill: God damn, Jill is giving me the "Boyfriend Syndrome".

Jack: What? Sorry, bro, I didn't catch watch you said. Is that chick was eyeing me over there?
by ninjastarburst May 23, 2010
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fathers boyfriend

Also known as fathers rubber boyfriend. Describes a
plastic turky baster used to insert water into the rectum and clean out the bowels while simultaneously giving
pleasure.
"Your fathers boyfriend is doing his thing."

"I hear that Tony Milne has a rubber boyriend"
by Crazy Otto September 28, 2005
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boyfriend in training

What every girl doesn't want...but somehow manages to get.

Elaboration...

1. When a pussy ass guy asks you out without making contact with you whatsoever, and has you in the honor of being his first "girlfriend."

2. When a "boy" asks you out, tells all his friends hes gonna do shit with you, but doesn't even wanna hook-up.
by Vienna May 5, 2004
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surrogate boyfriend

When you are too much of a simp to realize that the girl you're after is using you for emotional support even though she already has a boyfriend.
Why are you still simping over Brittney? She already has a bf. Don't become her surrogate boyfriend.
by pandabitch22 October 11, 2020
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Second Boyfriend

Someone who is already in a relationship that you deeply care for and have a loving attachment to. The feelings are mutual between you two, so you make it unofficially official. You don’t want to share this person with anyone other than their significant other
Monday’s are for second boyfriends
by SecondgirlfriendNicki June 30, 2019
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