national epis day

epis

it’s national epis day!

by genopoop August 31, 2021

national volleyball day

October 15! October 15 is national volleyball day!

volleyball girl one: what’s your favorite day
volleyball girl two: October 15!

volleyball girl one: why?
volleyball girl 2: it’s national volleyball day!

by averyybrown October 14, 2020

National Jew day

A holiday you celebrate with your Jew Friend!

Oh Adrian happy national Jew day

by aaronisaperson December 5, 2019

National Fuck day

On April 29, Couple’s and non couples celebrate this day with hard core sex. It marks the day that several of the planets align and increases sexual drives of both parties.

*planets align.

Person #1. Hey it’s April 29, let’s fuck!

Person #2. Well yeah since it’s National Fuck day.

by National holidays365 May 28, 2018

National Smexy Day

A day you celebrate your inner smexiness.
And call everyone smexy

What’s up Hayley, Your looking very smexy today! Hapoy National Smexy Day!

by That’s Lesbian March 29, 2020

National Shifting Day

National Shifting Day is on December 23rd

Hey did you here what day it was today?
No what is it
National Shifting Day!
Dude I’m going to Hogwarts see you

by rarathelion November 10, 2020

National Kiss Day

October 3rd is National Kiss Day. Kiss a guy or a girl or heck kiss both!

John: It's National Kiss Day how about some lovin'?
Amanda: Awww c'mon!

by idiotsandwich October 2, 2018