Google Mini

The Google Mini is Google's next step in total world domination. They plan to jump on Apple's brilliant iPod bandwagon, and produce a music player of their own. At first glance, anyone can see that Google has invented something new and diffrent, and that it is in no way ripped off from Apple. The Google Mini, however is not just a punny music player, it can be hooked up to any computer running the Google Operating System (GOS) through Google's version of USB (GooSB). Once hooked up to the computer the Google Mini's hidden functions become activated, as it lets Google Command know all the infromation it has gathered about you.

Features of the Google Mini

* It can play music however only music downloaded from the Google Music Store, uploaded through a GooSB cable, and listened to using Google headphones. But other than that, yes it plays music.
* Allows for easy searching All you have to do is think of the first couple lines of a song, press the "Google Search" button on the face plate. The Google Mini will proccess your thoughts, and give you a list of songs with matching lyrics as your search. Note: May not work with black people's brains
* I'm Feeling Lucky button Also on the face plate is a "I'm Feeling Lucky" button. Once pressed, this button will direct you to the nearest bank, so that you may steal some more money to give to Google. The directions are given through subliminal messages inserted into the current song.
* Lower Battery Life Due to all of the fancy features in the Google Mini, it's battery life is 15 minutes per battery. If you would like to increase the battery life by 45 minutes, you can buy a Google Solar Panel at the Google homepage, for the low price of $10,000.
* Mind Control Switch This switch is on the back of the Google Mini and by default is turned on. The Mind Control Switch allows Google to transmit messages to you, via your Google Mini, that will tell which songs to download from the Google Music Store.
Note: Only highly priced song titles will be broadcast - expect to spend between $50 and $60 on music without knowing why when this switch is turned on
* Google Earth Manifesto A small propaganda-on-tape message narrated by Morgan Freeman which details Google's plans for world domination, how Google intends to achieve world domination, and where you, as a loyal member of the Google Earth fit into these plans. When Google was questioned about this contraversial feature, Larry and Sergey came out wearing business casual, telling everyone that everything was fine and no one went inexplicably evil.

The Google Mini is now in beta testing. It may still be in beta testing for a few months/years. This is because Google has not yet perfected it's Mind Control, and people who listen to their Google Mini with the Mind Control Switch set to ON tend to kill between 50 and 60 people with names similar to songs and musicians, such as Elenor Rigby of Pikering, Ontario, Canada and Dave Mustardstain of Mesa, Arizona. The United States Goverment has, because of these murders, disallowed Google from finishing it's beta test until it can learn to control Mind Control. The Government doesn't yet know about the "I'm Feeling Lucky" button, however they would probably approve of it.

by kodiac1 July 6, 2006

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ipod mini

The best mp3 player that you can use to listen to music or cheat on a test cause teach don't realized that you can put test notes on it.

I use my ipod to cheat and made the deans list!!!

by a-girl-that-cheated-with-ipod May 13, 2005

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iPad Mini

The term iPad Mini is used for the vaporizer known as the Suorin specifically the Air model also known as a “So”. The term is used for the Suorin Air because of its shape similar to that of a very small iPad, it’s about the size of a credit card, and hits particularly harder than that of its competitors like the Juul. The term is also used to aid in description of the amount of Nicotine in the juice that the Suorin Air has in its cartridge (cart for short), the term for the nicotine level is known as amount of “games” on the iPad

Friend 1: Yo, can you meet me in the bathroom so I can play on you’re iPad Mini?

Friend 2: Yeah of course.

Friend 1: Hey, how many games on your iPad Mini?

Friend 2: right now 35, but tonight I’ll have 50.

by ThatHuntyBoi December 24, 2018

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Mass-mini

Mass-mini means you are a mix between both feminine traits (mini) and masculine traits (Mass). But still keeping your original pronouns. Ex- He, Him, His, She, Her, Hers, They, Them.

Rebecca always wore outfits like flannel and boy clothing, she was strong too! She hung out with the guys as well. However she acts so much like a girly girl that I forget about the whole boy clothing thing. She wears make-up, dresses somedays, and high heels! She must be Mass-mini.

by Rooane September 28, 2019

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