donuts with jam in the middle

Using period blood as a substitute for lubricant during anal sex.

Jaemin: Welcome to krispy kreme how can I help you?
Vampire customer: I'd like to buy some donuts, which donuts do you like and recommend?
Jaemin: I like my donuts with jam in the middle.

by Dick Chomper 42069 November 22, 2021

Middle School relationship

Glorified friendship.
When a kid in middle school (usually ages 11-14) "likes" another kid and they agree to a week of hugging each other every day. It lasts longer if you're 13+. If you're 12-, it's basically just spotting your "lover" in their group of friends and hugging them, then standing around awkwardly when alone, every day for a week, or a day or two. It's completely fake! Crushes are way better compared to middle school relationships. At least you have something to dream about.

I was once, regretably, involved in a middle school relationship.

by crusaderofsarcasm December 24, 2010

Madden Mobile

An electronic mobile game made by EA that is designed to screw people over with their coin prices, while the gamers are typically aged anywhere from 8-15 years old. They also like to anal people with their shitty servers. Note: If you call this company for technical support, you will continually be transferred to some random no-life who will then transfer you to another no-life within a one-week period.

Sam: Hey John, how's Madden Mobile going?

John: Oh, hey Sam. I'm still waiting for that support guy named Rajesh to call me back on fixing my server errors.

by Anonymous Person February 17, 2015

Marvin Ridge Middle School

A place where a bunch of sweaty, rich, fuckboy white kids go. Most of them are no taller than 5'3 and are the most idiotic bunch of racist fucks in North Carolina (one of the most irrelevant states).

Literally Everyone: "Hey, you're a short, weak, piece of shit 12 year old kid who sucks his dad's dick for money.....you must go to Marvin Ridge Middle School"

by xLil_Fuckerx October 9, 2018

paul revere middle school

Basically a jail. You can't wear what you want (you're shorts must to your knees or longer), the teachers are all crazy and unhelpful, and everyone ends up pushing each-other through the hallway. People smoke weed, lose their virginity, and cry over Formspring.

Girl1: Yeah, I go to Paul Revere Middle School

Girl2: Oh that sucks what do you wear?

Gir1: jeans, turtle-neck sweater, converse. they don't let us wear anything cute.

by peaco33 September 19, 2011

middle school dance

when girls put on tight booty shorts and slutty tank tops just to stand around for an hour and then when the dancing actually starts to go and try to get any random douche bag to grind them.

Jane: I'm soooo excited for the middle school dance tonight!! I hope a hotty grinds me. What are you wearing?
Lulu: Booty shorts and a sugarlip!!! I love being a slut! I hope the guy i grind gets a boner - i love that.

by sirgrindalot July 8, 2011

Middle school hoe

The classsic middle school hoe in the making takes Instagram and Snapchat pics with their boobs out wear the tighest pants to make their booty look bigger usually wear makeup always complaining they won’t date but always do then date an fboi then complain when they leave them usually is fake but complains how fake everybody else is when they are the real problem complains about the dress code and when someone calls them a hoe they say I don’t sleep with anyone how am I a hoe usually has had like over 5 boyfriends

That girl Kaylee is such a middle school hoe she’s dated like 10 guys this month and thinks everyone is so fake and always wears the tighest pants

by Tobatron February 3, 2018