Matthew

He's god of us peasants, the guy who put thousands of mugs on a road and got fired, the holy one who cleanses us with bowls. It's Matthew.

Guy 1: Hey Matthew, can I have a glass of water?

Matthew: ...
Guy 1: Matthew?
Matthew: Sure.
Guy 1: Matthew.
Matthew: What?
Guy 1: This is a bowl.
Matthew: Drink it.

by WhothehellusedBowlastheirname October 16, 2019

Matthew

The Most Gayest Guy On Earth And He Rapes People

That Dude Jack Is A Matthew

by BillyBobJoeWilly December 8, 2017

Matthew

Usually has the surname of Phipps, extremely smart and rather good at English. They tends to explain words we don't know with more words we don't know. Although, They is rubbish at accents They always makes us laugh with all their biblical banta! They love to make jokes that make us laugh but then tell us to be quite.... hmmmmm makes sense !!! But they a bit of a lad

Matthews prefers 9D and is the best English Teacher!!

by Biblical banta December 2, 2016

Matthew

A needed who was killed on among us first countless times in a row

Your trash are you called Matthew

by He he he October 31, 2020

Matthew

Cannot spell basic words. Thinks he’s spicy but isn’t. And is actually garbage at mario kart

Matthew spells friends “fiends”

by Nanakwnananajna May 17, 2018

Matthew

A kid who usually loves watching hentai. Matthews are sadistic inside and love to pop their tootsie rolls into usually korts ass. They are very immature and they are vagina repellent

Hannah:Ew look at that kid he’s watching hentai
Makena:Yeah who’s that kid anyway

Kort: That Matthew

by Rangaha timaman goyum tirumgai November 12, 2017

Matthew

hes strong has a big dick and is a extremely attractive latino. He has a sexy girlfriend and loyal friends that will back him any time. He also has excellent hair and brown eyes.

Matthew is long and a cute guy.

by Matthew latino June 4, 2021