Matthew

Gay ass kid

Ron is a Matthew

by Sunseaus January 22, 2020

Matthew

He's god of us peasants, the guy who put thousands of mugs on a road and got fired, the holy one who cleanses us with bowls. It's Matthew.

Guy 1: Hey Matthew, can I have a glass of water?

Matthew: ...
Guy 1: Matthew?
Matthew: Sure.
Guy 1: Matthew.
Matthew: What?
Guy 1: This is a bowl.
Matthew: Drink it.

by WhothehellusedBowlastheirname October 16, 2019

Matthew

A needed who was killed on among us first countless times in a row

Your trash are you called Matthew

by He he he October 31, 2020

Matthew

Matthew is just the coolest person ever no cap

Matthew is sexy af

by tamiaiscool June 5, 2021

Matthew

1) A man who has a tendency to allow woman to ride him
2)A man who goes into Kid- Cudi Induced coma's
3)Usually a man who will clap anyones cheeks in a childrens toy store

OMG!!! Matthew literallly clapped my cheeks at the Lego store while we listened to Sonic: Beat It by Micheal Jackson.

by Darklejandro November 14, 2016

Matthew

A highly autistic child that only says "no u." and dabs all the time. He is not good at dabbing!

Stop saying no u Matthew

by Big Momma 81 October 26, 2018

Matthew

Cannot spell basic words. Thinks he’s spicy but isn’t. And is actually garbage at mario kart

Matthew spells friends “fiends”

by Nanakwnananajna May 17, 2018