Matthew

A needed who was killed on among us first countless times in a row

Your trash are you called Matthew

by He he he October 31, 2020

Matthew

Matthew is just the coolest person ever no cap

Matthew is sexy af

by tamiaiscool June 05, 2021

matthew e

a very sarcastic individual who is too tall for his own good. he's very knowledgeable about suicide methods, helping his friends with that whenever they are in need.

Kurt: "I hate my life! I could just die!"
*Flash of light*
It's a bird! It's a plane!
.... It's Matthew E!

by erdlev August 13, 2008

matthew walker

matthew walker is a short form for a bitch in a can and people can buy matthew walker on amazon or ebay

jenny: hey i just baught a matthew walker today
john: omfg a bitch in a can, can i have it
jenny: NO BECAUSE IM A BITCH IN A CAN NOW!!!!11

by gftg March 27, 2016

Matthew

A highly autistic child that only says "no u." and dabs all the time. He is not good at dabbing!

Stop saying no u Matthew

by Big Momma 81 October 26, 2018

Matthew

A kid who usually loves watching hentai. Matthews are sadistic inside and love to pop their tootsie rolls into usually korts ass. They are very immature and they are vagina repellent

Hannah:Ew look at that kid he’s watching hentai
Makena:Yeah who’s that kid anyway

Kort: That Matthew

by Rangaha timaman goyum tirumgai November 13, 2017

Matthew

1) A man who has a tendency to allow woman to ride him
2)A man who goes into Kid- Cudi Induced coma's
3)Usually a man who will clap anyones cheeks in a childrens toy store

OMG!!! Matthew literallly clapped my cheeks at the Lego store while we listened to Sonic: Beat It by Micheal Jackson.

by Darklejandro November 15, 2016