Mr. bond

That's the name of my bird

Me: I'm back
Mr. Bond: *racial slurs*
Me: Mr. Bond
Fade to black

by Ihaveabird August 11, 2022

Mr Diva

Jeffree fucking Star duh

Mr Diva is so hot

by Miss da April 18, 2020

mr. 22

Mr. 22 is referred to someone who frequently uses/deals/posesses heroin.

When can we meet up with Mr. 22?

by deegirl February 12, 2009

Mr. Bates

when you ask for "Master Bates" on the phone at a bar/restaurant, the dude will go around asking where "Masturbates" is.

Is Mr. Bates at this table?

by Meepster May 30, 2015

Mr. Crabblepants

A person(s) who is in a pissy mood and takes their anger out on a person(s).

Person - OH HAI!
A Mr. Crabblepants - SHUT THE HELL UP YOU PIECE OF SHIT

by SEANSEANSEAN September 9, 2007

Mr Koolaid

means your on your period

"I started Mr Koolaid today Baylee"

by SassyBigLips May 15, 2019

Mr Tweedy

The CEO of Sex Incorporated. He also has a monster cock. Also known for his highly successful chicken farm, married to the whore herself Mrs tweedy. Thank you

Damn. Look at the ass on that Mr Tweedy over there, he looking chunky if you know what I mean.

by Mr Twedysexy November 2, 2020