Faff King

To completely waste time and to never finish a simple task and ignore the others around you.
"Hey Andrew can u help me upstairs"
"sure thing just finish this"

PROBLEM IS ANDREW NEVER FINISHES ANYTHING

WHY AREN'T YOU THE FAFF KING OF THE DAY

by urbankat11 February 1, 2018

Crypto King

A term used to describe an individual who has made lots of money through investing in cryptocurrency.

Trizzy Trapz is the Crypto King having invested a lot of money in Bitcoin back in 2013.

by CryptoAnalytics October 27, 2020

Kings hill

A small estate full of roadmen and chavs that hang around outside Asda. Nice houses and nice people. Just scary roadmen

Oi mate. Wanna come down kings hill for a couple of fags

by Bob.666 October 31, 2020

Derf King

Joseph Nixon (college laxer) known as the derf king, due to his addiction to zipper sparking.

Guy 1: Dude did you see the derf king hit top cheese that btb?
Guy 2: yeah, he's definitely getting some levi lovin' tonight!

by Abebe Kebede October 15, 2012

Bagel King

A seagull found on the southern coast of Maine that is known to take bagels from dumpsters and the like.

Yo did you see that the bagel king got another bagel!

by pizzadue December 10, 2012

handy king

A person who always tries to get laid but always ends up just getting a hand job from the girl.

Thomas, you are the handy king.

by mrcool35 September 24, 2013

King Conc

Leader of all concubines and provider of the greatest sex ever.

Osama needed his King Conc for sexual relief from his stress.

by conc000 October 25, 2011