Jacking Meat

Basically means, when a Male of any sort is jerking his penis off. Because it makes him feel really good. Literally using a hand of choice, sticking it down his pants to there penis. Grabbing the penis and moving it Up and down so he can give the good stuff to his fellow women. If he cannot do this, then he is considered a "Tardmuffin". "Jacking meat"Can also be called " Jack(ing) some meat" "Jack(ed) his meat" etc.

Example: 1

- "Hey what are you gonna do when you get to your grandma's house?"
- "Oh I'm totally Jacking meat over there"

Example: 2

- What are you gonna do jessica, when you get to his house?

- OH I'm gonna jack his meat. Alot :)

by Letsdoitnowinbedplease June 17, 2010

jackie and fez

The worst relationship on"That 70's Show" that was a horrible replacement for Jackie and Hyde, the best relationship of the show.
(the GIF is of Jackie and Hyde, I wont cause you the pain of showing you Jackie and Fez)

Jackie and Fez together just doesn't make sense.

by extrafangirl21 July 6, 2018

Jackie

Definition:
Way to call a person a mood or when someone acts like a meme.

Origin:
Was first used when a girl named Jackie was acting like a mood and people at her college actually started to use her as a term. This spread quickly and transitioned from joke to an actual meaning and is now used often by people, mostly around the age of 17-21 in and around Denver.

EXAMPLE #1

Person 1: *Walks into class, plops down and smashes head onto table*

Person 2: What's wrong?

Person 1: I'm so TIRED!

Person 2: It's 2PM and this is your first class today.

Person 1: I knowwwwww!

Person 2: Omg don't be so Jackie lol.

EXAMPLE #2

Person 1: *Sees picture of hot shirtless guy* NFBDHJDBGHDHDNFBHHDBBC

Person 2: What is it?!

Person 1: *Shows picture* NSHZHSJZJSHZNNZ

Person 2: NSHZHSJZBSBZHSBZNBZ

Person 3: What is going on?

Person 1: *Shows picture*

Person 3: Yeah? It's just a shirtless guy.

Person 1 and 2: JUST A SHIRTLESS GUY?! BDHZHSHSBSHZHZNZNZHBZB

Person 4: Lmao look at those two Jacks over there.

by WhispererK September 23, 2018

wi-jacking

When you are using somebody elses wireless internet connection to get free internet access.

I was wi-jacking Bobs internet access because I can't get free high speed internet access myself.

by Lil Duff 2008 June 16, 2008

Jackie

A really sexy guy. Gets along with pretty much everyone. If this guy was a landform, he'd be a smoking hot volcano!! Pretty much a complete BEAST at powerlifting. So smart. So HAWT. Has a thing for short blondes. Synonymous with SEXY BEAST.

Girl: OMG he's such a Jackie!!!

by Sexybeastjacketstealer November 9, 2013

jacking off

A reciprocating (often involuntary) motion of a hand around a peanus resulting in a spluttering of a gooey substance from the orifice of the above mentioned peanus. Often, the peanus belongs to the hand but not always. If unobstructed, the travelled distance of the substance varies directly as the pleasure the owner of the peanus will experience.

Yesterday I jacked off (regular verb!) on a girl sleeping next to me in the train and I polluted her forearm with my sperm! I was very proud of myself!

by maldoror June 23, 2004

Jackie O

Jackie O, short for Jackie O'nASSis short for jack ass

Someone cuts you off on the road, you yell "watch it Jackie O"

by Greg Wi July 23, 2008