Bus Hands

The slightly dirty, greasey, or sometimes sticky feeling your hands get when touching bars, handle straps or seats on public transit.

Sorry I just got home and have to wash my bus hands before I eat.

by Kinkstergay May 29, 2011

Heap-Hands

when you're inhebriated and hold your hands in front of you, so it looks their resting on a heap of something.

'look at that twat with the heap-hands!'

by PicklesLSE February 13, 2009

hand bisexual

When one can use their left hand and right hand with equal or near ability. In other words your hands go both ways. AKA "ambidextrous"

I sprained my right thumb, luckily I'm Hand Bisexual and can still write, draw and throw.

by AwkwardLoser January 20, 2014

Hand Moan

The act of using sign language to voice feelings of pleasure. Commonly used by deaf individuals to show their pleasure when engaging in sexual activities.

Dean: "Bro I heard you banged Clara last night. She's deaf right?"
Carson: "Yeah dude, she is"
Dean: "Does she hand moan?"
Carson: "Oh yeah! I had her hand moaning like she was doing speed origami"

by Ploozy October 16, 2021

Bisexual Hands

Playing with a girls tits while finger banging your own bunghole

Zakke couldn’t get enough with one hand, so he used his bisexual hands

by CrazyJ72 May 09, 2018

ape hands

hands that are the size of an apes

How would you describe Jim, he has ape hands.

by ajhe99 June 10, 2008

Hip Hands

The ridiculous and jarring photo pose girls make with their hands on their hips and arching their backs to the side.

That photo of you is great! You are totally rocking the hip hands.

by snarftits May 11, 2016