Microwave Burrito Relationship

A relatively quick relationship of 4 months or less where no true sustenance or knowledge has been gained from said encounters.

Dude 1: Hey man! What happened to you and Laura?
Dude 2: I got bored of her. Not worth. It was a total Microwave Burrito Relationship.

by itiod October 6, 2020

heterosexual relationship killer

A girl witnesses mistreatment of women by their father and chooses not to be in relationship with a man.

My Dads mistreatment/ abuse albeit emotional or physical of women is why I dont trust men. He is the epitome of a " Heterosexual Relationship Killer"

by Lioness61 June 5, 2022

No other go relationship

It's a relationship but not a relationship, they're undefinable.

Hey dude! We are in a no other go relationship.

by Bond bunny July 27, 2017

Grade School Relationship

Any relationship that does not last for more than a few hours to a few short months (about 3 at the most).

What happen with you and that fine lady you were with. Oh! her it was just a grade school relationship.

by darkking777 December 14, 2010

my relationship status

Questionable.

My relationship status?

It's questionable.

(I'm gay.)

by I'm_Gay February 21, 2017

One page relationship

A relationship that is so short you can see the beginning and end of it on one page of newsfeed on his/her Facebook

Boy 1: Man, they obviously weren't a very good couple, they were only together for like 2 days.
Boy 2: Yeah, they were definitely in a one page relationship

by ManOutsideYourWindow March 25, 2010

early relationship chicken

Early Relationship Chicken - a phase in every early relationship where you don't say no to anything because you want to seem interesting, adventurous, and open-minded.

Robin and Kevin play "Early Relationship Chicken" until they admit they don't like it.

by Amyks1725 December 5, 2013