Non Minecraft player

A stupid idiot who has no friends, no dad, no mother, no parental figure, and NO BITCHES. 0 Bitches. These people better start playing the game or they will be fatherless virgins forever

Man: I’m a non minecraft player
Woman: Fuck you

by Jakapzicuyctdgevev July 14, 2022

Minecraft Creative Mode

Minecraft Creative mode is a mode where hostile mobs can’t kill you and you can get anything you want in your inventory, and you can also fly.

“I want to play Minecraft Creative Mode this time!”

by xSupreme24 May 27, 2023

Minecraft; the way home

Something that sounds really cool but is secretly dirt

Alex: WOW! That game was a Minecraft; the way home!

by LABNINJA231 August 02, 2019

Minecraft: Story Mode

A very shitty game by Telltale Games. Seriously, they went from making masterpieces such as The Wolf Among Us to this sack of shit. It even has a Netflix series. No wonder Telltale closed down.

Mitch: pfffft i just went on netflix and saw minecraft: story mode
Stan: best game ever
Mitch: ikr

by buy me free games November 07, 2018

Minecraft mind virus

An infectious addiction that spreads through the Internet. No known escape except to not start.

Boy 1: you should play minecraft with me and dani! It's awesome.

Boy 2: nah you've caught the minecraft mind virus.

by It's just that kid you allkno. January 15, 2012

Minecraft RP

Gay 9 year olds on Minecraft online dating

Your a faggot you Minecraft RP

by Mommylovesbigboy May 07, 2019

Minecraft content creator

A wanna be Minecraft YouTuber who reads comments over stolen parkour Minecraft videos, particularly follows the wanna be YouTuber jellybean

Minecraft content creator, a person who makes Minecraft videos about reading comments with parkour videos

by Intelcomputer March 21, 2022