Gooch grabber

A person who sneaks from behind in the army crawl position to an unsuspecting victim and grabs the gooch skin, squeezes, tickles, then smells their fingers which were used on the gooch.

There’s a reason why we call Alex the ”gooch grabber” and it’s the same reason why we have locks on the bathroom stalls.

by Yacomistemipito May 31, 2023

Gooch God

The Highest tier a person who exercises Gooch play can reach.

So I’ve heard the rumors, but after this past weekend I found out Sarah is a Gooch God.

by Mau-Man October 14, 2025

Gooch scooch

The thing that dogs do

Dave had an itch so he gooch scooched to the bedroom

by Thatskaterkid August 2, 2022

Gooched

To fuck something up or otherwise fail at an basic task. A term used typically by Canadians.

You: "Aw man, I always burn my fries when I make them!"
Your friend: "Lol, you fucking gooched it"

by atarirob2 June 12, 2017

Gargle Gooch

When your guy coochie makes gargling or bubbling noises

Guy 1: I've been holding in this fat shit all day that I have gargle gooch now.

Guy 2: The fuck is gargle gooch?!

Guy 1: It's when your guy cooch makes a gargling or bubbling noise

by ChubbyQween January 30, 2021

The Gooch

The period between Christmas and New Year when no one knows what day it is and they wander around in a daze recovering from festive gluttony.

Person 1 - "Hey man what are you up to during the gooch?"

Person 2 - "Not sure, recovering from a food coma and dreading the forced fun of New Year I reckon"

by The Wordenator September 2, 2016

Liquid Gooch

The liquid secretions between the balls and anus.

My mans liquid gooch taste like gold

by SERP-SORROW January 7, 2025