fossketch

the ability to predict trouble, but at the same time ruin the moment

That dude fossketched when he noticed the cop car 10 miles away so decided to go home.

by billy whore December 25, 2007

flossin

to fight or have the urge to fight when under the influence of alcohol

Mike was flossin when he took out his brass nucks and broke Jamals nose.

by cdawwwg January 11, 2009

flossig

weak, worst, bad quality, boring

Jiri: Ds isch huere flossigs weed.

by badtaste March 18, 2008

Floss and Flied

Perform a task really well

Jim: Hey Bob, did you get the inventory updated?

Bob: Hells yeah my brotha, I floss and flied that bitch!

by TJ517 February 4, 2010

foss

A word used for a gay person that acts extra gay

Dude 1: You coming to Max's party??

Dude 2: Of course

Dude 1: Okay dress up

*Next day*

*Max opens the door sees guy sitting in with legs crossed guy bites his lips and tells max to come over*

Max: OMG ITS A FOSS!

*Max runs in the house*

by >;3_Yur_Wrst_Nightmare_>;D March 2, 2010

fossil water

jocular way of referring to crude oil

Jon: What's with all those big towers in the field there?
Don: They're drilling for fossil water
Jon: WTF is that?
Don: 100,000,000 years ago there was a swamp here where lots of plants & dinos died -- now there's only fossil water!

by cyberpope67,BC,Canada June 14, 2010

Flossy Lock

an evil old bat, who sits in her caravan with her TV full blast and shouts at people for having fun! party-ruining cow who hates everyone because she has no friends! ugly and old! she treats the caravan park like a residential park and complains when people try to enjoy themselves! needs a serious slap or to get laid!

football knock the side of her caravan
flossy lock: ur making my life hell!
Others: sorry, it was an accident
flossy lock: u better be!

by Quaffee May 16, 2010