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Ford

the crappiest american car company except mustang cuz they look cool
Joe: I have a Ford
Me: go kill yourself
by eeee123eee April 6, 2022
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angus ford

Angus ford is rumores to be the real son of henry ford. He enjoys the arctic monkeys. He is known for being bad at video games.
Angus Ford likes the arctic monkeys? gross
by I don’t know john May 1, 2021
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Ford E150

it is a van produced by ford!! the car company!!!! maybe the e150 will be friends with the other vans such as chevrolet express and gmc safari (chevrolet astro's brother)??????
ford e150 is dating the gmc savana so DON'T LAY A HAND ON HER or her will come for you
by sillygoose42069 July 25, 2021
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Mariah Samantha Ford

Mariah Samantha Ford is the most beautiful most precious girl in the world. Wow. You should see her. You should see her eyes. They are so pretty. Or her super cute nose, or her super pretty hair. She’s a super hot blonde. No girl compares to her. She is outstanding. She always says she’s not pretty or whatever, but she really really is.
“ Mariah Samantha Ford is the most perfect human alive”
by Hunter Michael jones January 28, 2019
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ford

Function: transitive verb
Inflected Form(s): ford-ed; ford-ing
To screw up everything one does with total perfection, completely, on multiple levels, denying responsibility while aggressively pursuing any person, organisation or institution that would suggest otherwise
The candidate forded his job interview, leading to his not getting the job, a response from police, fire, coroner and paramedics, two arrests, and an expense of $106,000.00 to stakeholders.
by dcgb December 3, 2013
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Ford

An American automaker that makes both very good and semi-good cars. For years Ford has dominated the truck market, selling F150s like a beast, and winning best heavy-duty and full-size pickup truck awards left and right. Their new Ecoboost technology makes all of their vehicles fun to drive, unlike stupid Japanese automakers who make ugly, slow, boring, ill-equipped and overpriced cars that drive, ride, and handle terribly... Ford's vehicles assembled in the USA are very good, mainly their pickup trucks. But the stupid Focus and Fiesta aren't built in America, and thus suck balls, with the exception of the Focus ST and RS.
Fat Redneck: My Dodge Cummins just blew its third tranny... I need a tow.

Ugly Fart who listens to too much country: I would come give you a tow, but my V8 truck doesn't tow very well and gets like -4 mpg.

Playa wit da F150: I gottchu Fat Redneck. My aluminum-bodied V6 F150 not only can tow more than any other truck in its class, but it gets good MPGs and will blow the doors off both your sorry trucks wit dat ECOBOOST TECH BOIII.

Fat Redneck and Ugly Fart: Shit, better sell these to a couple suckers and buy a FORD...
by nevabrokedown May 27, 2017
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Brady Ford

by anonymous October 28, 2020
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