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Largest animal on earth

person 1: what is the largest animal on earth?
person 2: ur mom
by Hawkey21212121 May 26, 2021
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Earth

A celestial object 4.5 billion years of age located in the habitable zone of our solar system. It houses us, and likely the device you observe this definition and site on. It is usually called a dying rock, but has more to it than that. It is the reason dogs, the furry potatoes of cuteness, and cats, the furry ninja with knives in it’s paws, or YOU exist. It’s a beautiful, amazing, and rare dying rock, as planets like our are very rare. Life in the universe only lasts 0.0000003% of it’s life expectancy, which much surpasses ours.
Earth is cool.
by QuiteSeriousDefinitions August 8, 2021
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Mississippi Earth Monkey

Definition: When two crackheads fuck in the mud getting covered in it
I saw two Mississippi Earth Monkeys fucking behind the 7/11.
by Moosemilk01 August 14, 2021
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Down-to-Earth

Somebody who is genuinely good-hearted and high-spirited. Compassionate and understanding towards others, even strangers.
"We love Jacob! He is so down-to-earth!"
by MaddddMoneyyyyy August 27, 2021
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Earth

A big crowded ghetto that offers no real hope or promise for anybody. Almost everyone is subjugated by the system; school, work, work, work, then they hoodwink you out of retirement so you work until you die. Fuck this shit.
Alien: So how did you like Earth (laughing).
Abductee: What a shithole.
by Space Wrangler September 3, 2021
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Earth

Brian: "Yo where do you live?"
Sam: "Earth:
by Funny man not sam June 4, 2021
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scum of the earth

The phrase "scum of the earth" is a derogatory term used to describe someone who is the worst person on earth. It implies that they have no morals, lack empathy, and have a general disregard and disrespect for others. People who are "scums of the earth" usually partake in activities such as: lying, cheating, and gaslighting. This is an offensive term that should not be used lightly.
"I heard he was cheating on his girlfriend with his ex during the entire 3 year relationship. He's a scum of the earth."
by hahahahahahahahah234 October 28, 2024
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