by wackeddad July 14, 2006
Get the tuna piemug. "Pie" is sexual slang for the vulva. A "pie team" can either be used to describe a group of only women in an objectifying manner. Or it could describe a group of men who are on the prowl to find women who will sleep with them.
Angela: "OMG! None of the guys showed up!"
Sarah: "It's ok, girls. We'll be a pie team tonight! Wooooooo!"
_______________________
Brad: "I haven't had pussy in ages"
Chad: "Well that's gotta change. Let me call up the boys and we'll form a pie team tonight. What sort of pie are you looking for?"
Brad: "Cream"
Chad: "Brah. You're hilarious"
Brad: "You're pretty cool yourself, brah."
Chad: "Brah...."
*Brad and Chad make out and never make it out of the house*
Sarah: "It's ok, girls. We'll be a pie team tonight! Wooooooo!"
_______________________
Brad: "I haven't had pussy in ages"
Chad: "Well that's gotta change. Let me call up the boys and we'll form a pie team tonight. What sort of pie are you looking for?"
Brad: "Cream"
Chad: "Brah. You're hilarious"
Brad: "You're pretty cool yourself, brah."
Chad: "Brah...."
*Brad and Chad make out and never make it out of the house*
by pie_man February 26, 2013
Get the pie teammug. by justinsannin October 23, 2009
Get the a hungarian piemug. Blumpkin Pie is a delicious home made recipe that any male with or without cooking skills can make.
While receiving fellatio you shit in a pie tin. Then as you are cumming, you put the cum ontop of the poo poo. Then you shove the girl's face into the pie and force feed her the rest of the meal. This is ganranteed to be a meal she wil never forget and will talk about it for years to come.
While receiving fellatio you shit in a pie tin. Then as you are cumming, you put the cum ontop of the poo poo. Then you shove the girl's face into the pie and force feed her the rest of the meal. This is ganranteed to be a meal she wil never forget and will talk about it for years to come.
Carina: What the fuck is your problem?
Brian: What are you talking about?
Carina: The blumpkin pie you made me eat last night... there must have been a tainted substance in it because i feel nauseous and i think i'm going to blow chunks!
Brian: oh, well just don't get any on my shoes, they are new.
Brian: What are you talking about?
Carina: The blumpkin pie you made me eat last night... there must have been a tainted substance in it because i feel nauseous and i think i'm going to blow chunks!
Brian: oh, well just don't get any on my shoes, they are new.
by edwin gaffney May 19, 2006
Get the Blumpkin Piemug. Jason: hey look at those thotties over there
Josh: damnn I want to bang them
Jason: I want to put it in their moist pie
Josh: damnn I want to bang them
Jason: I want to put it in their moist pie
by Littlegirl561 April 6, 2015
Get the moist piemug. Pie Skelpin is a sexual act in which a man and woman have intercourse !
It's a fairly vulgar saying used among some scottish people.
I.E. " Yeah Wantin yer pie skelped? = You wanting your fanny shagged!?"
It's a fairly vulgar saying used among some scottish people.
I.E. " Yeah Wantin yer pie skelped? = You wanting your fanny shagged!?"
" Yeh inate some pie skelpin the nyte hen !?"
" Yeh Wantin Yer Pie Skelped?"
" Ho You Yah Pie Skelper! "
another variation is Pastie Smasher !
" Yah wantin yer pastie smashed?"
" Yeh Wantin Yer Pie Skelped?"
" Ho You Yah Pie Skelper! "
another variation is Pastie Smasher !
" Yah wantin yer pastie smashed?"
by J.J.13 December 7, 2009
Get the Pie Skelpinmug. by MissAnthropy90 January 12, 2015
Get the pie buttonmug.