Testicular Elephantitis

1. When an individual (usually a male), has courage enough to attempt a dangerous feat.

2. When an individual steps out of line, especially with an individual much more intimidating than them self.

3. When an individuals testicles grow to monstrous size due to genetic mutation.

1. That guy has a serious case of testicular elephantitis, he just jumped over a moving car!
2.That asshole must have a case of testicular elephantitis to fuck with me!
3. I went to the doctor, and was diagnosed with testicular elephantitis...

by Nathan Savage March 17, 2010

Elephante Waterfall

The act of filling up a water truck with elephant semen and having it drive in front and spray the semen all over the road coating everyone and everything in sight. Then having another heavy truck drive behind it splashing all puddles of semen to coat unsuspecting pedestrians and cars alike.

So me and my fellow construction workers loaded up a water truck to perform an elephante waterfall. We are still pending court chargers.

by USPFCMC August 29, 2023

elephantitis of the head

Someone with slightly less than a dozen breasts on their head.

That girl's got elephantitis of the head!

by Bob July 30, 2003

how fast can elephants run (use miles because I don’t know how many kilometers are in a mile)

Idk pretty fast I think

1: how fast can elephants run (use miles because I don’t know how many kilometers are in a mile)
2: Bruh I don’t know just google it

by We do a little Trolling March 17, 2021

Dirty Pink Elephant

When an old lady orgasms with a pink elephant and squirts on her partner.

When Ms. Susan asked me to tittyfuck her, I declined and said I would give her the best Dirty Pink Elephant she's ever had.

by pinkelephant21 May 10, 2018

elephant rush

a sex fetish where 6 400lbs woman jump onto you

Maxim: "I would love an elephant rush rush right now."

by d3wz January 13, 2022

Elephant Twat

A person who’s obnoxious and stupidity level is the size of an elephant.

Kyle kept saying he was right when he wasn’t and when I proceeded to explain he started being an elephant twat.

by LouisianaOutlaw November 27, 2022