deuce deuce

having anal sex with a female weighing 200+ pounds ....then pulling out and defecating in her gaping asshole.

n: "i want to perform the deuce deuce on that 200+ pound chick over there!"
v: "i'm gonna deuce deuce you, my voluptuous 200+ pound vixen."
adj: "look at that 200+ pound chick! she's totally deuce deuceable!"

by Deuceaholic May 25, 2008

Drop a deuce

Pulling off a surprise that is most likely shocking; of course this is according to Michael Scott.

"I'm gonna drop a deuce on everyone."

by milkwasabadchoice October 18, 2006

deuce

a gesture similar to the peace sign, which is taking over people's myspace pictures everywhere. Every myspace profile has at least one picture of someone "chucking the deuce."

(people commenting a myspace "deuce" picture)

person #1: haha *insert name here* is a gangsta!
person #2: default now!!!

by WTFLMAOWTHSTFU June 26, 2006

the deuce

The rear end of a girl, also known as the ass or the butt. The second of the two sexual holes, with the vagina being the first

Your Mom was a freak last night when she asked me to put it in the deuce

by Big Dick McGee June 8, 2004

chunking the deuce

The formal form of "chunkin the deuce."

Why is everyone chunking the deuce in their profile photos?

by Skippy Larue May 28, 2008

douce bag

A douche is like a toothbrush after you have sex. A girl uses it to clean themselves out. A douchebag is what all the crap goes into.

Man, my girlfriend decided she had to use a douche after we had sex!

by fuckin a March 27, 2004

Deuce

A deuce is a honey thats ugly.

Damn, that bitch is deuce!

by Weef Dizzo March 30, 2005