by Dhiedjdjsoksdj March 27, 2020
Person 1: I don’t, I don’t need you…
Person 2: Damn, is that Dan the Dirt’s hit song “I Don’t Need U?” From his album “A Collection of Human Error?”
Person 1: yes it is! I’m his number 2 fan!
Person 2: No way! I’m his number 1 fan!
Person 2: Damn, is that Dan the Dirt’s hit song “I Don’t Need U?” From his album “A Collection of Human Error?”
Person 1: yes it is! I’m his number 2 fan!
Person 2: No way! I’m his number 1 fan!
by Danthedirtnumber3fan November 28, 2022
Dans Meat is always for sale, at any price and any time or place. Dans meat is wide in girth, yet nimble in function. It is a bargaining term used in mundane price negotiations over food items that may become overly sexual.
Girl says to Dan - “Do you have any sausage for my omelette?”
Dan says “We’re out of sausage, but Dans meat is available.”
“Welcome to Dans meat. Home of the meatball marinara 6 inch special, how can I help you?”
Girl - “My burger is cold…could you please make me a new one?”
Dan - “We’re out of that but I can give you some of DANS MEAT.”
Dan says “We’re out of sausage, but Dans meat is available.”
“Welcome to Dans meat. Home of the meatball marinara 6 inch special, how can I help you?”
Girl - “My burger is cold…could you please make me a new one?”
Dan - “We’re out of that but I can give you some of DANS MEAT.”
by Genitalgenius December 15, 2021
by AJP222 November 19, 2019
by Sneaky Simpson March 03, 2022
professional pipe cleaner and pipe layer. Father of 4(all that’s known so far). He was born into poverty and struggled as a young boy. He was beaten as a kid and decided to take all his anger out on his sons Ethan’s cock. Ethan’s shaft just kept getting more girth and kept getting more Continental drift . He struck every day with people bullying him for his super wide cock.
by Ethan Hurst (Dans Son) December 06, 2021
The greatest elliptigo riding Track Coach and Geometry Teacher in the history of Marquette High School.
by thunderdanfanclub May 02, 2019