Crusty dusty Rastafarian

Someone from Carribbean descent who worships Jah and does nothing but sit on his ass all day smoking weed

Look at that crusty dusty Rastafarian smoking weed

by daddyswagbob February 10, 2021

crusty farm hand

Collecting a vast amount of sperm and feces to smear it on your partners back during doggy style

Yea Jessie cheated on me so I just gave her the crusty farm hand and bounced.

by Turdburgelur January 05, 2018

Crusty Raccoon

When your partner is eating your ass and you blow a righteous aroma of shit out and it gives them pink eyes.

“What happened to your face, Steph?”
“My fucking boyfriend gave me a crusty raccoon!”

by Zero_G93 July 09, 2023

crusty towel

aarons towel that he uses
DAILY (Cleanup), Cheesy like brie

aaron finished up on his crusty towel

by Ethan Bloxham December 07, 2021

Crusty Elbows

When people don't wash and lotion their elbows so they get crusty.

Crusty Elbows are gross.

by Linda ;) July 11, 2019

Crusty Penis

Crusty penis is another way to say erection or boner, while confusing anyone around you.

Dude you’re crusty penis is showing!

by BattyMassive September 17, 2019

Dirty crusty lesbian

A lesbian who plays local women’s afl for an outter suburbs team. This individual will also be in office administration and drive a suv

Look at that dirty crusty lesbian

by May 30, 2025