diet coke woman

A woman who drinks a lot of Diet Coke and yells a lot especially at middle schoolers.

The Diet Coke woman yelled am me for using my computer and my phone in the middle school hallway

by Tailwag December 25, 2017

Blue Diet Coke

Blue Diet Coke is a drink the Persassy loves to drink. It’s essentially just Diet Coke dyed blue.

Do you want some Blue Diet Coke?

by percyspandapillopet December 01, 2020

post-coke nose

Constant sniffling for a few days after snorting coke.

Person A: *siff sniff*
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Person A: *sniff sniff*
Person B: Hey, you sick?
Person A: No, why?
Person B: You probably got post-coke nose then.

by Facts&Tea January 03, 2019

coke-can crap

The largest and thiccest shit you have ever seen. This turd has the girth of 6 regular stools and blockage power of 16. Usually found sulking in public toilet facilities at the worst possible times. Not even plungers can defeat this terrifying foe.

Bro I can't use that toilet, there's a coke-can crap in there

by TherapeuticToxicity September 02, 2022

diet coke (cock)

When a strapping young fellow strolls into a ghetto Wendys drive through (specifically one near Chens) and requests for a “ extra large diet coke” , just know , that pubescent half nut actually means “ cock” , and present him with just as such.

“ Can i get a large diet coke (cock) ”
“I know ExActLy how to make that to your upmost expectations. Pull up to the second window for your Cock and some toasted buns on the side ;) “

by thecockwhisperer December 01, 2021

Reverse Coke Nail

When a person has a noticeably shorter fingernail on one or both hands, particularly the pinkie nail, usually from nail-biting.

Jeff: “Did you see the reverse coke nail on that guy?”

Bob: “Yeah, must be a serial nail-biter.”

by Z. E. Sty July 14, 2021

Just a Diet Coke

What you hear every Sunday when working at the McDonald's Drive-thu in Utah. Such a request comes from any Mormon who needs their holy juice after a good 'ol Zion sabbath day. Not to be confused with other caffinated beverages, Diet Coke is a great way to be pure in the sight of God while enjoying the fullness of times. Make sure not to give them a receipt or a friendly hello when they practically throw the money at you and speed to the second window.

Can't have any Coffee? No problem: Just a Diet Coke;
Less caffeine, more blessings.

by Schnazzle G April 26, 2017