chode squime

when you squime shot ten metres in the air outta your chode.

"wow that guy looks god todoy."
"wowsers maybe he had a chode squime."

by shnukertown69 September 22, 2011

Corona Chode

when youv'e just finished cleaning the 911 towers and you see a plane coming your way

so I just finished cleaning the windows and I see and plane and I go CUM ON. after this I really feel like liam randall fucked me with his Corona Chode

by connels a fag December 26, 2021

moradi's chode

The supreme god of math whose chode has the power to make dumbasses smart. *Mr.moradi teaches math* *Student understands* student: THE POWER OF THE CHODE

Moradi's chode is reason why we graduated

by Twistedtwistlers123 December 14, 2018

chode nose

The act of pinching or punching someone in the chode. A person may also be refered to as a chode noser.

When Adam and Brian were wrestling, Brian came from behind and chode nosed Adam. Adam then appropriately called Brian a chode noser.

by Jewbacha February 9, 2005

chode fight

an all out battle royal, every man for himself, and the only way to eliminate someone is to land your chode on his face.

can also be used to describe a one-on-one battle

ricky used his ninja quickness to win the chode fight.

by lima April 27, 2006

Chode Bowler

Definition: One who is skilled in the art of fucking things up.

"Aaron is such a CHODE BOWLER for setting that fetus on fire"

"Eric really told that CHODE BOWLER to fork himself off good'un!"

by Ryan Dacey February 15, 2005

Chode

an abnormally long crotch hair

dude, did you see that sick ass chode on the toilet seat?

by baller October 27, 2003