Parking the cake

To take a dump on a willing recipients chest.

I’ll have to call you back mum, I’m just parking the cake..

by Cakeparker November 16, 2018

kitty cakes

phat yummy juicy scrumptious pu$$y

She got some kitty cakes !

by lilliandelaneyshusband April 30, 2022

Cake Void

The feelings produced when one's significant other fails to produce a birthday, as is appropriate.

Annmarie: So what are we doing this weekend?
Michael: It's your birthday, right? Let's get trashed and hang out with my ex-girlfriends.
Annmarie: I'm feeling a cake void here.

by Imonagoat February 25, 2011

Greed cakes

A delicious snack cake that you don't want to share with anyone else. Common examples would be: chocolate cream filled cup cakes, Ring Dings, Ding Dongs, Suzy Q's, Little Debbies, Zingers, Drakes Cakes, etc.

Yo bro' back off my greed cakes! I'm gonna woffenberg them all by myself.

by FrankyDNYC November 18, 2015

jizz cake

Tissue or similar containing dried up semen, left in a conspicuous location.

Jared: Hey, can I check my email on your computer?

Mike: Sure. Don't mind the jizz cakes; my brother uses it a lot.

by T Baggins July 16, 2011

cake wake

A small celebration including praise from the supervisor, remembrance from co-workers, and cake, held in honor of an employee leaving the organization. Like a wake, but the person is right there.

It's time to go down to the kitchen for Susie's cake wake.

by Rainbow Chuck July 9, 2017

Scratch cake

Cake that is made from scratch. Using base ingredients.

Hey this is some good scratch cake.

by Moishere May 3, 2018