The Sneaky Butthole

AKA: The Madam Butterfly; when one sexual partner is tricked into anal sex when they are believed to be having vaginal intercourse.

“I was nervous about having anal sex. My girlfriend gave me the sneaky butthole- and told me after we’d finished. It was ‘aight...”

by The Sneaky Butthole OG October 4, 2018

Butthole Soliloquy

To make known one's feelings of satisfaction or discontent by farting.

"The service last night was so awful that I chose to express my dissatisfaction by issuing a Butthole Soliloquy ."

by Isrulius February 3, 2017

retarded butthole

a level of fucked up that one gets when they’re extremely high. mostly in one of the top 5 highs of your life. if you remember the most high you’ve ever been and you get higher then that, this would be a retarded butthole high.

Guy: Dude you were so fucked up last night

Dude: I know bro i was full retarded butthole

by bigmo October 25, 2017

Butthole

An anus.

Hey does this thing on my butthole look infected to you?

by NapoleonD January 5, 2024

Butthole Surfer

A person who is always a jerk or a douche bag and tries to get all the girls but can't.

Hey Jeff , stop being such a butthole surfer.

by TeenBagel January 30, 2016

Blueberry Butthole

The result of receiving rimjobs from every Blue Man Group member

That girl got so lucky last night after the show, she left with a blueberry butthole

by Promiscuous caveman July 20, 2016

Butthole friendly

Any contraband item that will fit into a humans rectum without being too uncomfortable or detected.

Since his incarceration, the inmate has been inquiring about a butthole friendly cell phone.

by Lil Snickers March 19, 2022