breakfast in bed

a swallowed blowjob from a morning glory

I gave her breakfast in bed at 4 a.m.

by Jake February 28, 2004

German Breakfast

the man fills the womans vagina with cum,then they both eat cereal out of it.

"me and the wife had a good old fashioned German Breakfast."

by big peen joe June 12, 2013

portuguese breakfast

putting an fried egg on the vagina or the dick and the partner licks it off

im going to give her a portuguese breakfast

by M rol January 13, 2008

Millennial Breakfast

A continental breakfast for millennial's consisting of sourdough toast & avocado topped with pumpkin, chia or sunflower seed. Traditionally consumed whilst listening to a podcast & washed down with a small glass of kefir.

I love that hotel they do a great millennial breakfast

by two plus two is five January 5, 2019

Brazillian Breakfast

A fetish where a man takes a shit on a girls breasts, and then the man eats it off. Also it could be where a girl takes a shit in another girls mouth, and eats it.

My boyfriend had a wonderful brazillian breakfast for his birthday.

by kiddo44 August 31, 2009

Portuguese Breakfast

To pour Egg-Beaters (trademarked)onto a vagina and procede to beat it with a flyswatter.

After i gave her a portuguese breakfast i quit my job at denny's

by robert wadkins December 19, 2006

French Breakfast

The act of giving or receiving anal intercourse.

Good morning, beautiful! How about some French Breakfast this morning and then afterwards, you can make me some eggs.

by thebeckssss November 28, 2011