blunt

When somebody is not writing in full sentences and only using short ones e.g. 'K' 'ok' 'kl'

Why are you acting 'blunt'

by csajskh April 19, 2017

Blunt Barbie

Bad bitch who smokes ganja and don't need no man

Guy 1: Damn (blank) is fine after
Guy 2: an she's a blunt Barbie

by Bubble tea teet June 23, 2018

Hospital Blunt

When you need to smoke ASAP

I need a hospital blunt

by Stakk0 July 7, 2018

Burrito Blunt

A blunt too massive for an average person to consume

Person A: "Damn dude, look at this fat ass Burrito Blunt!"
Person B: "Shit nigga"

by McWeave May 16, 2016

The slob blunt Effect

When in varying degrees a blunt is trashed during a solo or group session.
There are multiple degress of a slob blunt:
1. The paper begins to soften.
2. The paper is softened and soiled by saliva.
3. Its beyond Jesus's saving.
Note: If softening begins to happen, remove self and blunt from the immediate space. Extinguish blunt, then collect and preserve remaining weed for later date.

Ronny passed juju a freshly rolled and lit blunt, in which he partook . After completing his rotation he passed it to lee, torn and doused in saliva. This smoke sesh experienced, The Slob Blunt Effect.

by Mynamesjuju January 19, 2018

Elder Blunt

A joint as old as the Elder Wand.
It's Loud AF, sometimes it can quell the nerves.

Severus Snape: Albus, I caught Potter and his friends with some midass herb, most likely given to them by Sirius Pack. How do we proceed?
Albus Dumbledore: Alright, first of all nigga, you don't go runnin' up on a real nigga like that. This ain't the opp block nigga calm down. And since Harry was able to sip pure wock without buggin, he is ready to face the Opp-Who-Shall-Not-Be-Named. He is ready for the Elder Blunt.
Severus Snape: Albus, you cannot be serious. He is only a boy. The Elder Blunt is the loudest shit ever rolled.
Albus Dumbledore: Indeed, it is the same gas we used on Tom Riddle all those years ago, therefore it only it that can stop the Dark Loud. By the way you tryin to hit this shit bruh, It'll quell your nervousness for Potter.
Severus Snape: I... Suppose...
*Takes a hit*
Severus Snape: Damn that shit Loud as fuck!
Albus Dumbledore: Severus! Stay with me! I need you to give me a ride to 7 Eleven, I got hella munchies bruh.

by Dr. Ivo "Eggman" Robotnik September 21, 2024

blunt bitch

Girl that usually gets passed around or wont have a problem being with someone and later on, his friends.

Shes a blunt bitch, not wifey material.

-Bebo Rabia
-ig @bebo_dope_asfvck
-Steven Almonte

This blunt bitch got a new man every two weeks.

by BeboRabia May 20, 2014