Funk Blast

A particularly potent or powerful ejaculation. Or, a Seattle Mariners home run.

"Yo, I'm gonna Funk Blast this girl in the face so hard it'll leave a dent."

"Ichiro rarely drops Funk Blasts at work, but when he goes home after a long day at the park, you know he's ready to Funk Blast the wife."

by Funk Blaster July 17, 2010

thumb blasted

When your fucking your girl in missionary and she opens her mouth to moan and you jam your thumb down her throat until she vomits.

Sam thumb blasted his girlfriend last night.

by Judgementday16 November 29, 2017

Brain Blast

1. Performing oral sex, or "face fucking" so roughly that when ejaculating semen spews out of both mouth, nose and (never has been confirmed) ears. First originating from Old English, and made more known when Jimmy Neutron coined the term.

2. Ejaculating in the mouth , but then continuing to have vaginal or anal sex. Where as to when finishing in the selected hole, the person getting "Brain Blasted" coughs up the semen left in the mouth the exact time you finish in the ass or vagina.

"Oh boy Sheen, I bet Cindy wants me to Brain Blast her"
Dad : "Catch the game son?"
Son : "No, I was brain blasting the dog."

by Club Penguin Tech Support October 8, 2017

Blast Analed

When you anal a girl and you blasted your cummies inside her.

Oh my gawwwwddd my negro Tyrone just blast Analed his cummies inside me

by Jordan vovovo May 24, 2017

ultra blast

To shit with a force that can damn near obliterate the toilet you're sitting on. Usually the climax of trying to desperately find a place to defecate. Ultra blasts can happen in someone's pants, but then they are called "fucking ultra blasts." This phrase is usually shouted or screamed.

"Fuck this line! I need to ultra blast..."
"I had to leave the stage for an ultra blast."
"FUCK! I just FUCKING ULTRA BLASTED in my FUCKING PANTS! GOD DAMMIT!"

by disnywhite June 23, 2009

birthday blast

When you bust a nut in your partners face and then throw a handful of confetti on it.

Ashley enjoyed her birthday blast.

by cccdav April 30, 2015

Hate Blasting

1 Blasting hatecore music out of any sound system while listening to music. 2.Blasting hatecore while thinking of someone you hate. 3. Trying to piss someone off with your music.

I went down the street hate blasting The Acacia Strain out of my car because I was pissed off.

by Ben hatelin October 28, 2011