Blanket

Something you have on your bed, or that you use when you’re cold. A blanket keeps you warm or comfortable.

That’s blanket is so soft.

by Average_Water-bottle January 3, 2021

pizza blanket

When one orders a pizza, and lays the warm box on their chest as they eat it; keeping them warm in the process...

I'm going to go home and watch netfix and lay under my pizza blanket.

by Socks and box June 26, 2016

Blanket Diving

The act of going under a blanket to smell a fresh fart.

Blanket diving is the best after chipotle

by Slimreaper22134 July 2, 2023

Sympathy Blanket

A guy or girl used by a love interest for the sole purpose of listening to problems and offer sympathy. Often manipulated, a sympathy blanket gets little reciprocation from the relationship.

“James you need to leave her, you’re turning into a sympathy blanket.”

by Decoy Kamikaze April 24, 2022

Pigs in a blanket

The act in which a person sticks their toes (little piggies) in a person's foreskin

Last night was great man, Sarah and I put her pigs in a blanket, and she gave me a dirty sanchez!

by TheSilencer 416 July 25, 2024

Beads & Blankets

This can refer to several things depending on the context it is said.

1) Aboriginal tibe of people " clothing" / regalia

2) North American Indian meditation "shawl" (for winter climate)

3) Aboriginal Land settlement deal

4) Bad trade deal where the target recieved far less than value.

You try to fuck me like this? I didn't even get Beads & Blankets. Where are my beads & blankets?

by Modern Women December 23, 2025

Lip Blanket

A term used by Canadians to refer to a kickass moustache.

Hey dude, Shawn’s got a fuckin unreal lip blanket.

by TheChelDefinitions November 1, 2020